Thursday, October 19, 2006

BiOniC TeT@H!



Im waiting for a mircale or sign to happen so that i know its laylat al Qadr.. im thinking maybe ill see an old granny lifting weights!! hhe i loved this illustration its so funny.. reminds me of a story my dad told me about my great great great granmother.. apparently she was soooo strong and worked all day (fil 7aqlat ya yumma)..

And well till the age of 90 she was still very strong mashala.. and one day while she was digging and planting a SNAKE BIT HER! the heels of her feet were sooo hard because of the many years she spent working on her feet! so... well.. the snake couldnt bite through lol! haahaha i think the snake died after she smashed her to death!

Not only that... my bionic teta ( allah yirhamaha) in her last years... was said to have kind of lost her mind... wait i said that wrong.. she just started to hallucinate a bit an talk to herself ..normal symptoms of being over 90... so she wanders around the house by herself...

well so one day she wandered to the balcony which was under-contruction and had no railing and well... she walked off the balacony and FELL FROM THE 2nd FLOOR...

And No... that is NOT how she DIED.. lol MASHALA... she died in bed years later! i want to be a bionic TETA someday!

TETA : GRANDMA in arabic sk :P

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

you never told me bout ur bionic tetaa!! wats this, keeping secrets from me love??? btw, i think its about time u tell the world about us dudi poolie,hahahahah, fada7tek!!
laf yaw, mwa7, see ya on msakkhan tonite hehhe

Dino$ said...

waley! PLO club is a secret hahahahaha ok ppl my think u r serious... tigta3i bi naseebi he3 he3....

my laff i cant wait for msakhan... we have to pick it up u now that right? but i worry abt drving while im fasting and mskahan ni the car... ana khil2a my drving freaky

Hopeless Poet said...

This reminded me of one of my favorite English cartoons, Bionic Six :P

I think during her time, it was easy to live for that long and be strong specially if she was living surrounded by nature. As for us now, we will be lucky if we reach 75 with the kind of life we live in.

Dino$ said...

hopeless poet.. i totally agree the more we grow the less barakeh there is... the more we ruin nature... the more artifical life becomes... the farther apart families get..

more pollution.. less remembrance of Allah.. more temptations.. less sincerity.. more destruction.. i can go on forever... i just feel judgement day is near....

A R R ... i always wished i was born inthe old simpler days.. when families gathered around the radio or fireplace.. when ppl found happiness in the smiplest things in life... liike "DANcing in the RAIN"

Abed. Hamdan said...

mashalla , Iron Woman Hai !!!

ana I had a grandmother kanat 90+ w kanat betshoof mnee7 mn b3eed w btetzakkar kolshi lol!

di.di said...

I want to be like your "Teta" too.. Mine, just passed away April, this year.. *sob sob*

p/s: Eid Mubarak yeh!

Dino$ said...

lol abed mashala... i think cause ma kan fe lots of junk food zaman !

i dunno its weirD! iron woman loooool

Anonymous said...

My grandmother died last year.. 94 years old...
I dont think she was an iron grandmother.. but one time she did something funny/dangerous..

She was traveling with my grandfather (he is still alive and 96 years old)... and they stopped along the road in the mountains to take a break.. and my grandmother (with poor vision and no glasses) thought she saw a dog and started calling it.." here puppy puppy... here puppy"..... turned out to be a black BEAR..!!
My grandfather started yelling "get in the car..! get in the car..!"... they took off and were fine, but my grandmother never believed it was a bear.

any more gramma stories ... ??

Anonymous said...

lol...!!!.. I just noticed the note for me at the bottom of the blog entry.. lol...awwww, how sweet, you were thinking of me..!

Just got back from the store and i found a temporary solution for my chocolate cravings..chocolate wafer cookies ( these particular ones are imported with high quality chocolate).. I eat like 10 of them.. ohhhh, yummy...!!
I dont just eat them.... I disect them slowly. Drag it out for a long time...layer by layer..!!

* rubs hands together like a mad scientist*...!!

Anonymous said...

mashallah!
setat zaman hek kano mish zayna, eza mar2at namleh betfaze3na, lol.

Anonymous said...

Allah wakeelek e7na 3al30 diseases started to find a way to our bodies on 40 we will have saftet adwyeh at 50 we r writing our will and at 60 waiting death !!
Allah yer7amha inshallah :)

CheeerZ!