Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Bala3t Daboo$



Where was i the last 2 days? Hmmm not really wedding planning... i was in the hospital....

Yes... again i have a weird experence to share... things like this ONLY happen to ME... i SWALLOWED A PIN!!! Out of the many things a person can choke on or swallow by mistake.. COINS,FLYS,BONES,RINGS,EARINGS!!!! i swallow... A PIN!!!

How u may ask... let me explain... i was fixing my hijjab with pins.. i was talking to my friend alia with the pin in my mouth.. then i think i GASPED at something either she or i said... or just breathed in slightly... then GULP!!!!!

*dinos looks at alia with eyes full of SHOCK & FEAR & CONFUSION!!

*dinos points at throat and then at other pin in the hijjab!! ALIA SAYS " Shooo u dropped it?"

*alia starts looking on the floor...

DINA makes a weird NOISE TRYIN TO GET ALIAs ATTENTION TO HER FACE & points at THROAT....

ALIA's face now looks like DINAs only she is laughing at DINA now and freaking out as well lol

i was abt to pray so i freaked out.. i was like pray first or call my mom first.. ( mom is a doctor) so.... after running around in circles not knowing what to do i decided to pray.. cause chances are if i die i die praying! Then i call my mom ..

ALO MAMA.. ma tkhafi.. ma tkhafi...BAS BALA3t Dabooooooooos

Mama : EISH!! KEEF!! ???

Dina : sho 2a3mal ???????

MAMA : rooo7i koleeee KHUBZEH!!

ALIA runs hystericall to the kitchen throws RGHEEF at me!! i start munching on it like a beggar who hasn't eaten in a year!!!

MAMA: yala 7akhdik il mustashfa!!

We are driving to the hospital and ofcourse i could not stay QUIET the whole time i was making jokes and laughing... id say things like... this will be a NICE BLOG i was actually running out of TOPICS! lol or " law ino il khubzeh feeha LABANEH or Za3tar kan ithanayt badal ma abla3ha 7aaaf" hehehe

Anyway.. i reach the hospital and all the nurses would LAUGH when they ask what is wrong... " binit bala3at daboos"
*nurse trys to hide the laugh... then i see them telling each other and laughing... then they did an X RAY and i could it in my STOMACHE!!! so they are like we need to make a ENDOSCOPY... i go like.. okay... UNAWARE of what it REALLY MEANT!!!

the doctor arrives and asks where the patient is... mom says its her.. she says.. " OH I WAS LOOKING FOR A 7 year old"

LOL nice nice.... any one else want to mock me? aaahahahahah Soooooooo.. any hoooooooooo

suddenly they take me to a room... where i wear the operation clothes... and the inject me with something that i think was a anesthetic... so what i remember was a LONG TUBE WAS SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT!!! it was more like TREASURE HUNT in my STOMACHE!! After i don't know how long i woke up and i dont even remember anything other than i came in and i was shocked to see the had already took out the PIN!!

i also remember that it was fun being pushed around on a bed! And i remember saying lots of weird things after the endoscopy since iwas still under the mukhadir effect! mom said i was dancing at a certain point lol

Felt like i was high.. not that i know what it feels like heheh

NOW THAT WAS A WEIRD EXPERIENCE.... first thing i said was "7ase fi SANDAL FI ZORI" hhahahaha

now it feels like there is a baby shoe rather than a huge sandal!!! :S

well i have swallowed a nail in the past... when i was 8.. but this was a first.. the lesson i learnt is.. dont talk when u have pins in your mouth... wait... no its DONT PUT PINS IN YOUR MOUTH!!! :S

43 comments:

Weddo.. said...

OH :|

salamtek walek! jad fakkartek busy bel 3oros :|
sadamteeena :P

el 7amdella 3al salaaameh baseeta insha'Allah

:hug: :o bouquet ward:

Anonymous said...

Oh my god,
You know.. I am new to blogs and i havent read all your posts yet...
But this one mad me laugh.. SORRY if this might soud rude.. but it did ... Because i always do things that gets me in troubles such as the one u had.. and it feels good to know other people do :)
3an jad salamtek alf salameh.. and take good care of yourself ente 3la wejeh jwaz metel ma be2olo ;)

Anonymous said...

You never cease to amaze me with your story...

zee said...

walik salamtik!!! nshallah 3adowenik!! ( i'll tell u who i mean la6er) lol

as you said, things like this only happen to ppl like you!!!

see you after work, missik

Anonymous said...

Salamat : ) I hope you feel better

but this really funny I could not help but laugh : ) you can't blame the Dr. for expecting a little girl ...

the mo said...

حمدلله على السلامة

A funny experience, looool...made me laugh a lot! :D

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you sth that moght make you feel a bit better. This is a coomon accident in Jordan. in the last yeat, King abdalla hospital - Irbid, had 17 cases like this, and they actually made a study. about it! I laughed hardly when I knew thae Doctors there actually wrote a paper about a common case: Women swallowing dababees while fixing their hijab!!

Mystique said...

:eek:

Hamdellah 3ala Salamtek :hug:

if that happened to me i would like faint min il ra3beh.. the other day i cut my finger bel type writer wo 2ayamet il maktab wo 2a3adto.. 9afranet and there were tears in my eyes..lol wo killo ad il paper cut :D

salamtek dino wo ntebhi marra tanyeh.. ma bedna neb3atek 3a bet jozek wo inty msakrebeh :sc:

:hug:

D said...

Hilarious... and you're right... it is an excellent blog topic!!! Hehe...
I didn't understand... wot did this mean: 7ase fi SANDAL FI ZORI ??

Roba said...

LOOOOOOOOL! That's hilarious. Glad it all turned out okay though. Deeri balek with those pins man!

Anonymous said...

"i decided to pray.. cause chances are if i die i die praying!"

You're so brave! And, really funny!What you keyed-in is so awe-inspiring. It's 5:10 PM and I'm about to vroom out of here...can't find any apt words...I'll try later.

Dead Man Walking said...

bte3refe...ana 7aznan 3ala kha6ebek, allah ye3eno 3ala aflamek :-D

salamt...

an oriental blog said...

My uncle once was in an airport and kept ringing. He took eveyrthing that had metal off but kept ringing. After the XRay they discoeverd he had a pin in his stomach as well hehe. Bs they didnt remove it, they say it has been since so long and its not doing any harm so they lef it. The weird thing he doesn't remember even touching a pin in his whole life:S Elik da5al belmwadoo3 shi?? :P

Anonymous said...

One question: Do you draw these caricatures? How? You've got some specific software or something?

Qwaider قويدر said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE LOL!!!
That is soooooooo funny!!
7amdillah 3al salameh ... What did you cow do!? Was she worried?

Salamtek ... now don't let me catch you with a car in your stomach!

theone said...

7amdela 3a salmtek

kef kan 6a3em el dabbos ballah?

beda3'de3' :D?

Qabbani said...

LOOOL , that cool your experience in life get more and more : )

my cousin she's swallow a coin and when they do Xray they found a Coin in her stomach and pin in her throat ooh Pin how is that , yes her mum was puting it OUT 3ala al blozeh badal Zer ma2too3 ... lool

well they surprised when see the Xary then found that the pin is out .. not IN her body

Any way Salamtk o balash hal 7arakat , and u didt tell US sho rad fe3l Ahamd ?!! is he feel lucky :) :P

take care , hal mara daboos next time allah yestor

Anonymous said...

I work in a hosptial in the USA and every once in a while we get a wacko or two that do weird things....foreign objects in the human body are a common thing. One of the weirdest thing I have seen was a 14 year old boy that took his grandfathers viagara.....after being in pain for 4 hours he confessed to his mother what he had injested.
But I must confess hospital employees do laugh at these instances at our lunch hour

Mitsuki said...

OMG!!!!
Am glad that i wasnt in ur shoes :p ... how did it feel btw man i bet that u were freaking scared!!! Glad that ur ok thou :)

Anonymous said...

looooooooooooooooooooool yaaa 3alekeeeee fa2a3teneee de7eek looooooooool 7amdellah 3ala salamtek yaa haboleh mnee7 elle maa en5armat me3detek loooooool

loucy said...

hamdallah 3ala salamtak even serious accidants u take them in funny way .Feeling high&dancing!!u r so unique allah yahmeekee .take care ya 3arousa we allah yatammam 3ala khair.

Anonymous said...

Hi.. this is me again .. In fact If you were my cat I would cut your throat with a knife and get the PIN …

Anonymous said...

that was such a hillarious paragraph loooool what the hell were u thinking off loooooooool


so u had fun being pushed around with the bed loooool that was mee when i had to be driven to the hosp to loooool

hope u smart head feel better now next time ud eat something new let me now so i can tape it

Ramroom said...

OH MY GOD.. ya 7araaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

I remember when my sister swallowed a COIN.. ya 7aram a PIN I cant imagine!!!

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

ok wow got a lot of comments!! let me try to reply to all you ...

Weddo ya gameeel.. ay 3urus! lisa yakhtichiii Allah yustor what other adventures i will face b4 the wedding!! wa Allah ysalmik ! *dino sniffs ward..

Life..... haha its ok to laugh in this blog.. that is its purpose to make ppl smile :) yes ana 3al face jeezeh i should stay away from eating pins & nails

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

drama d.. thanks for the emails u sent uve been a great help! :) glad ur still amazed by my experiences lol :flower:

zahraaaaaayyyyyyyyyy walkay i miss you!!! u of all ppl sould know that things like this only happen to me!! Allah y3eenik 3ala mughamarati

tamara lol yes i dont blame him either... u rarely find a 24 year old swallowing pins... :s

the mo :) Allah ysalmak

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

REEM ur comment made me feel semi-normal.. and i rarely get that feeling so THANK U :P a study on hijjabes who swallow thier dababees.. interesting to read im sure!!! :P

mystiqa tikka chicken tikka :P yes Allah y3eeno jowza 3alaya ana bas!! wa ba3iden sho paper cut ma paper cut! ana 2a3deh babla3 fi dababees wa bti7keeli fi paper cut... * tut tut tut moves head in disappointment... *hands mystiiq daboos.... zaki ma3 il za3tar jarbi jarbi

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

d .. " Fi SANDAL fi zori" = " there is a sandal stuck in my throat"... i agree its a very vulgar way to express yourself... :P hehe

roba... thank u :) every time i fix hijjab now i look at the pins with fear!!

maqsood i use illustrater ... i draw the cartoons... its like paint only more tools for drawing... :) thanks for ur comments

qweider... my cow was to emotional couldnt handle the thought of me in the hospital and was traumatized.. i sent her on a trip to DENMARK with a tag that said " i am made for lurpak" stuck on it so that it is treated with extra LOVE & CARE :P u might have seen my cow in a lurpak commercial b4 :P

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

the one... the daboos was mush ba6aal... ya3ni next mansaf i will try rashit dababees 3alieh... might add to the "garmasheh" efffect :P Allah ysalmak

qabbani hahaha coins hay shiklha common ya3ni... welll 7amooda was surprised... i think he should start getting used to such stories cause with me this is normal!! :P

when i think of my life... i feel its a movie... and if it had a theme or genre it would be "COMEDY"!! :P Hope i have a happy 7usn il khatimea ending inshala :)

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

anonymous.. yes i noticed u enjoy laughing at ur patients... at least u do it in your lunch hour not in their FACE lol

thanks mitsuki :) yes i freaked out but as usual i used humor to deal with my fear :P

simsim... ishtaGGGGGtilik! ahaha sho bi3rifna yimkin inkharamat .. ABADREEEESH! :P

loucy... mama habeebti :) sirti ta3malieeeli comments kaman!! inti kteer cute!! sorry khwaftik 3alaya! Sorry kteerit ghalaba ana... (hug) 2u7iboki ya walidati al 3azeeeza wa Allah y3eeenik 3alaya

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

anonymous... :S *sigh... dunno how to reply to that SWEET comment... at moments like this im glad im not ur cat... but i have to say ur someone with MAJOR issues.... 2 words 4 you... SEEK HELP

baghala :) ill try to inform you next time i swallow foreign objects :P

ramroom i should meet ur sis we might have a lot in common! :P

Mitsuki said...

humor eases everything doesnt it ;)

SomeGuyFromPlanet said...

alwaaaaaaaaays stupidly silllyyyyyyyyyyyyy loooooooooooooooool. gosh why why why you're always making laugh out of people????

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

yeah mitsuki :) true

some guy from planet.... i dont laugh at people... i make ppl laugh :) i can be silly at times maybe say sill things but i assure you im far from stupid :)

Anonymous said...

Alright! Thanks! Can you draw a scarecrow for me, please?

Verbal Alchemy said...

6afyeh inti btw :D but then again, i told u this before :D i had a friend at school who did the same thing, ma ba3ref if u remember her from back then, mai, il muhem, be karfooooooool ya Gomar :)

hazel eyes1 said...

alf 7amdellah 3al salamah! thats a scary experience jad!

Anonymous said...

I read you comment! Who is your cousin??

Diana said...

OH MY GOD :|

salametek Dina, be careful plz :s

nooodoooo said...

DOOOOONOOOOO
OH MY GOD ! i was cracking up in the office every one thinks im crazy!
what can i say, some things just never change!
Mith u
xxx

Just Me said...

alhamdulilah your okay!!!! But, that entry made me laugh! we love to read your blog sis! mashallah!

Anonymous said...

Hi, very interesting post, greetings from Greece!

Anonymous said...

how are you?

Looking forward to your next post