Wednesday, November 15, 2006

WeirD C@ll!!


ok.. listen to this i found a miss call on my phone the other day.. i call back cause ithought it was one of my friends... anyway..

TOOT TOOOT

Lady: HALOOOO<--- (kind of yelling)
ME: oh hi... i have a miss call from you
Lady : 2 mins of speaking in the SPeED of LIGHT... (in indian)
ME: HUH? ok ok Wrong Number....
Lady: *silent*
ME: bye
Lady : "ok bye"

Later that night... same number rings...

*RING RING*

ME: Alo?
Lady Again : 3 mins of indian in the speed of light again
ME: its a WRONG number
Lady : oh... sorry sorry

NEXT DAY MORNING

ME; ALO
LADY : DIS my DAUGHTA NUMBA
Me : hmm no this is my number
LAD: NO NO my DAUGHTa NUMBA
Me: im pretty sure its my number
LADY (angry now) I TELL YOU DIS MY DAUGHTA NUMBA
ME: ok... bye mama lol

*sigh* im expecting another call anytime soon...

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was so funny..your life is full of surprises...

"ME: ok... bye mama lol"

maybe she's ur long-lost indian mom ;)

Anonymous said...

few days ago, i received one sms from an unknown sender, the sender started to send short poems thru sms to my number.. and then, when he called, i've found out he sent to the wrong number... and would like to get to know me better..
wrong number ---> what a lame excuse!

Dino$ said...

my cousins actually say im defnintely originally from either bombay or calcutta cause i can perfect the accent...

btw im not making fun of indians i have indian friends they are cool ppl :)

Dino$ said...

drama diva.. it happens ... the call then u say wrong number then they calll back ok... so want to get to know each other lol... emmm NO!?!?!

Anonymous said...

LOOOL :D

Just stop picking up when she calls ;)

Anonymous said...

Or keep pretending that you're her daughter LOL :P

7aram 7aram :$

ma barod eza ma ba3raf el raqam :D all my friends know that! so if it was she daroori they send a msg saying that.. this is mME pick uP waleh :ch:
aryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7
bala ma yetla3li 7ada y2olli NO NO my DAUGHTa NUMBA

ok bet2oleelna lamma el marra el jai tren okZ :P

Dino$ said...

haha ok hala although its fun... interesting adventures!

wala yhizaik ba2olik bas trin my lost indian mom!
but apparently im the whitest indian alive lol

:P

Anonymous said...

why Indian people doesn't call me in Gaza...even Gazawyan people...even any people...
hmmmm..el 3eeb meni wela men el people wela men el mobile ???

Dino$ said...

sharifo... akeed minak
ill divert all indian and ghazawe calls to u inshala :P

Anonymous said...

LOOOL, Indians:D

No offense :P

Arab Lady said...

Lik sho had..!! u terribly master the Indian accent…! Khibra ya 3ami ;) ..lik just yesterday my Saudi friend was like I FEEL SORRY 4 THIS COUNTRY..its like an occupied territory !. whenever u go whether it’s a seminar, college, com…etc…u find them there! I like ur sense of humor Dinoooooooo…fazi3a!!! with regards to blogging..i don’t feel like blogging anymore…

BTW nice sun glasses :P

Anonymous said...

I love how my peeps can be so insistent: "I TELL YOU DIS MY DAUGHTA NUMBA"

Ahahahaha!!! Hope she stops calling...just press the Reject button! :D

(and my grandpa was the blondest Indian I knew--Allah yerhamuhu) ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!
So hows your Indian mommy doing?? :)

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Amjad Wadi said...

According to some hypothesis I.. this wrong number can be for your future groom .. indian one :D

Anonymous said...

lool... shu hada? WIERD! yimkin bidha tit3arraf

sweet sugar said...

That is hilarious! Next time she calls jus say Jee mama?

sweet sugar said...

Hey arablay whats happend to your blog? Iv waiting for an entry for a while now? hope to hear from u soon Inshallah

Veeeva said...

i got a similar call..from a man..inisiting i'm his daughter...

the thing is, my dad died 2 years ago..

i was like : "this is a wrong no. coz my dad passed away" and he was like : " no no..i'm still alive"

and yea, it wasn't funny.

who the hell gave these lunatics mobile phones?????

Anonymous said...

that is freaking funny :-) peace out:-)

Abed. Hamdan said...

lol

zakkartini feeehom..!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha amazing blog

Anonymous said...

heheheheh rahibeen elhonod lamma ye7ko english :/

Anonymous said...

hahahaha.. so funny!

this is my first visit to ur blog.. and I already liked it!

Keep it up ;)