So picture this you are about to sleep and you have the covers over your head and then u hear... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... mosquito attack! U cant sleep since it is determined not only to suck your blood out but to also sing in your ear!!
Yesterday i saw a namooseh on the wall. Upside down. Waiting for the right moment to have her dinner! So i thought i would "atghada beeha abl ma tit3asha beya" so well slowly i tip toe towards the jamooseh. I couldnt reach so i used a towel to kill it.
so.. after i thought it was dead. I look up at the wall and it is there. This time i made sure i hit it. AND I AM SURE I DID! But this namooseh bisab3it rwaaa7!
Again i find it in the same place. then i yell " AHMEEEEEED ta3al 2o2tolha"
Ofcourse ahmed came to the rescue as always and even he is not sure it is dead
*twilight zone music
*namoosa home has invited all her namoos friends for a 3azeemeh on Dino$ tonight
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Loool dino, use vape : ) gets them every time
until now, i didnt find any namooseh! But i guess that summer didnt really start here! Its cold every now and then..
I have this electrical vape that is close to me when i sleep, so that if any "namooseh" tries to come close it would go dizzy and fall! *evil laugh*
you reminded me of the nukteh I heard when i was little: marra wa7ad la2a dubban bi baito, fakar aish yi3mel, atal wa7deh o kabha min il shubbak, til3o kolhom iy3azo...
And until this day I wonder, why didn't Noah (Noa7) kill the two mosquitoes on the ship?! Why did he take them to begin with? :@
tamara :) thanks i usually go for the shib shib technique it helps release some supressed anger lol sometimes i even imagine a namooseh and throw shoes around :P
Mrs al ramahi! i remember di3ayet vape that i saw when i was a kid that was hilarious nifsi ashoofha! it was hilarious!! ba3dien ma tista3jileesh 3al namoos ! mit7aliflik :P
Brinceesa lol
zay nuktet il 7amil 3ilbet masameer and wi2i3 mino musmar kab il ba2i wa 2al " roo7o jeebooh"
tan ta ra ra n tan tan
JASIM
question
SHO IL KHAla hal fikra tukhtur 3ala balak lol
usually i am asked this question!
im seriously asking now... Are all the animals and insects that we have in our world today originally from safeenit noo7? :S
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