The day 3athni Gerd

 So growing up I used to always hear the saying .. Gerrd ili yes7abek” which means may a monkey come and pull you away.. a very endearing term to express how much you wish the person infornt of you needs to be eliminated from the face of the earth.. I was lucky enough to have been wished to be pulled by a monkey many times in my life.. to whomever wished this upon me I want to abasherkom that your wishes have come true but the gerd didn’t yes7abni the monkey actually bit me!! 

How you may ask ??Are you really surprised? From someone who was previously bitten by a SQUIRREL 🐿️? And spit on by an ELephant ? Bit by a beautiful trigger 🐠 that isn’t meant to bite.. a monkey was not something unexpected in my life ..

No we were not in a jungle or in Thailand or in a monkey zone area.. we were actually walking in Goergia in a tourist site downtown. I saw some guy holding a monkey charging for photos and ofcourse what does Dina do?? Broth lal monkey!! 

Tab3an jeebli Hal gerd tashoof..

 I must say the monkey didn’t seem friendly the moment he jumped at me I knew mosh nawe 3ala khier.. ( he didn’t have good intentions ) my ba3li was on the phone it was Eid he was calling my mother in law saying كل عام و انتو بخير ( happy Eid )

Only to be interrupted with a loud.. AaaaaAaaaahhhh.. 

that call ended with “ معلش ماما دينا عضها قرد برجع بحكيكي

Sorry mama Dina was bitten by a monkey let me call you back

Words I never thought I would hear.. anyway so after I found out the the guy holding the monkey was from ikharaeel.. so basically hada not only evil monkey tele3 صهيوني! الله ياخده

So I decided to google how safe it was to be bitten by monkey and to my surprise the pic of most dangerous monkey bite was the zift that bit me. Had to take some injections and antibiotics .. wa hamdila 3ala salamti..

So moral of the story.. if you see a monkey and think of taking a photo .. think again.. here is the photo 🤣