Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Parenting is so Easy ! *sarcasm



So.. i am sick of those moms who talk about parenting like its so easy like oh yes sure why don't i get another 5 more kids cause its so freaking EASY! I see those vidoes of moms like 2 -3 weeks after delivering their baby using their baby as a dumbell as they do thier daily exercises at home showing off their flat tummies like its so easy.. Good for you.. 
* cries into pillow
* eats chocolata 
* pokes belly... jiggles like jelly... what the helly....




i remember at one point i was motivated and picked up laila and started doing some arm exercises while i lyed down on my back... all i can say is that i might have moved her faster than i should and i ended up full of MILK-SHAKE . .get it.. milk shake .. from shaking her .. ermm ok simji simji haha

Someone once told me if you get two you can get 10 ! ermm  if i have one more child i think i will be moving in a mental hospital..



IT'S NOT easy ! i spend most of the day screaming and juggling a million things and trying to do the things that will make my kids the best versions of themselves. So they don't grow up angry at me for not letting them do the things they love or blaming me for all their psychological problems. Sadly i think no matter what we do we will make mistakes and no one is perfect i just pray the damage is not serious and that my relationship with my kids stays strong even when they are older.

I look at my sister now with her newborn baby freaking out at her every spit up and her lack of sleep and she just asked me with her puffy eyes" HOW DID YOU DO THIS TWICE???? "

Truth is it does get easier with the second baby cause then you stop freaking out about every Fart but still easier doesn't mean easy.. you just stop sterilizing everything. you stop crying every time they cry cause you realize they cry all the time.

You long for a moment of peace and quiet and when they are home and it gets quiet .. you freak out because you know.. they are up to something







And every age age has its challenges. Today i ate a cadboury chocolate bar that i think was almost as long as my arm.. i call it chocolate therapy... i have also started boxing which is helping me let out the inner stress.. i think all moms need to find a getaway.. whether its hiding in the bathroom with a chocolate bar.. whether its meeting your friends for coffee or knitting or baking or exercising.. watch a movie or musalsal. anything you enjoy doing to get you out of the daily cycle of JNAAN... because if you do not get a break.. and you do not let it out somehow. The result will be... UGLY..




Sometimes when i yell at my kids they crack up at me laughing. and at this point im really angry and really having a fit and they are seriously laughing so so hard! 😑 maybe my voice shrieks..

            Anyhow.. Parenting is not easy.. but its worth it.. and no matter how tired and exhausted or angry you are you look at your kids ( when they have calmed down akeed) and they do something adorable like draw you a card and even though they drew you in a shape of a Butt you still think its the most beautiful drawing ever... ( i am the smiling butt cloud next to laila in this drawing) ..

                                       



                                    This is how i would look like if i had more children..


P.S. All you people who see me and decide to make da3wat for me to bear a second child...

 ALLah yorzugek fe WALAD.. Kindly desist from making such da3wat.. if you want to to ted3oooli refer to me and i shall email you a list of da3wat :) wa shukran :)

Al Hamdulilah and Allah ye7me awladna kolhom 

i have to admit when i stay up late and they are asleep i miss them already.. i just dont miss the yelling and 6owash

5 comments:

Haitham Al-Sheeshany said...

BIG lols
:)

the bit about "no noise" is alarming indeed and often a moment b4 disastrous (effects) *haitham takes long deep breaths, closes eyes in pain*

*نعمة عظيمة مشان هيك ثمنها عظيم*

:]]
U made me miss them right now :)

post yr da3wat list for us! ;D

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Dino$ said...

Haitham i should be giving you the award for being the best blog follower :) always tojbor fe khatri with a comment when i think no one is reading anymore.

my da3wat list hahaha well one of them is to be so Fit that i can walk around only on my hands wa jumbaz style.

to Allah yehdeeni wa yihdee awladi and for them to stop saying swear words they learnt from the bus

7usn al khatima and ofcourse :) and maybe i can win the lottery and have unlimited access to chocolata factory also that i have magical powers that whenever i eat chocolata i dont get fat and actually get healthier hahaha

Haitham Al-Sheeshany said...

*haitham inserts the words REALISTIC BSHELEN in his comment*

lool

walking on 2 hands = DONE
Chocolating w/o getting fat = DONE (there r advantages of sokkari after all :PP)
swear words = well, if u can't stop them, join them heheeee (experts' advice btw, not mine)

حسن الخاتمة
خلص ما بصير التخويث هون

orrrrrrr

يا واد يامؤمننننننننننننننننننننن

خخخخخخخ

May Allah protect them and save them from all harm and they lead happy, joyful, fruitful, chocolateful, and self-worth lives.


*awaits the award* :P

Dino$ said...

Lol at ya wad ya mo2men I had to say it although my Islamic status fe tdahwur balki du3a2ak jad mustajab.. but you get the award akeed because well ur the only reader hahaha