Sunday, December 24, 2006

Ho$pit@l Dr@mA



Hello all!! Its been a while since i last posted here.... thank you all for your kind words & zaghareet lol so now that u know the BIG NEWS let me tell you abt some of the last minute adventures... Before we had the "writing of our book " lol we found out that there is a new rule in uae that for the marraige contract we need to both get blood tests done.. anyway... i thought it would be a simple & quick experience... up until mr. Nurse... Apparantly had a problem FINDING MY VIEN! im thinking HOW CAN YOU MISS?!?! im soo white its not even FUNNY... u practically SEE ALL my VIENS!!

So he pricks the needle into me and says.. " $h%@.. $%@%!!" and i am thinking "that is not the exact COMFORTING word i had in mind!!!" sooo... then i see weird things happening under my skin... then he decides to MOVE ON To the OTHER ARM! was it not ENOuGH he has DESTROYED ONE! LOL soooo he started his SEARCH IN other hand.... till finally he " SHIRIB MIn DAMI"

Anyway.. all that happened one day b4 my katb ktab.. u can imagine the way my arms looked the next day... one word perfectly describes it.. " JUNKIE" LOOOL i tried to look at the bright side... my dress was green so there was a sort of color matching going on with my GREENISH BLUE AFTER-SHOT ART!

im sure the way ppl love to gossip they probably either said " hay b6i63a6a mukhadarat" lol or " shaklo il 3arees budrubha"
sk translation : ( she is either on drugs or is getting beat up by her husband) lol

now they are a lovely shade of brownish purple.... Ashooof feek yom ya 3amo ta3 il 2ibar ( let me see a day inside of you mr nurse) LOOOL eheheheheh ok that sounded wrong :P

let u in on more pre-katb ktab adventures later :P

10 comments:

Qwaider قويدر said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLEEEESH
Alf Alf mabrook, and salamtek ... and salamet eedek min Ammo el a7wal taba3 el ibar... okbak the big happiness (el far7a el kubra) :)

Anonymous said...

Watch out , he maybe a Vampire :o !,did you check if he had green eyes ? ,he's out to get energy and no, not from chocolate but from your body .

MQabbani said...

aha , ok look like he's not that Pro in taking blood , cuz if he catch good one it's not going to be green , any way almohem al nateeejeh ; ) , yallah drink sawa2el and used water colors to cover it ....

D said...

The SAME thing happened with me when I had my operation in June! The nurse kept poking me, coz she said she couldn't find any veins... I know the feeling...

Anonymous said...

LOL 3ajabni sho tele3 bel X-ray :) hehe

CheeerZ!

Dead Man Walking said...

LOOOOOL@JUNKIE :-D

Anonymous said...

LOL :P

salamaaat! 3adi hai esemha "edo 5afeefeh" hehe :P

digital nomad said...

:O You went off and got married?! Alf alf alf mabrook!!! I am so delighted for you, and your husband is one lucky man!

Ola said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that was hilarious! salamtik :)

Naryat said...

So if i za3'rattellek 3end el 43 comments u wouldn't notice my z3'rooteh!
So:
Lololololololeeeeeeesh
"3afekra e2reeha, it's za3'roote kamle :-) "
Mabrook mabrook Dinos, W salamtik, m3lesh m3lesh, b3d kol halmu3'amarat hayek la2eti nossek eltani :-D
loooooool