Monday, November 27, 2006

MY FE@R!!


you know how when you make fun of something for so long.. it ends up happening to you? well all my life ive been the tallest and well my fear is to marry someone shorter than me! i keep making fun of the way he would need to wear not only heels but stand on a ladder or attach a piece of the "RASEEF" to his feet! RASEEF : PAVEMENT :P

anyway.. have you noticed that in every ARAB wedding.. no matter how modern the bride & the groom are.. no matter where they lived.. whether its canada, japan, or the states all their life... in thier wedding.. there is always some lady who starts yelling the traditional " Fala7i" Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! hehe

ok i cant explain what that is to nonarabs... but if you ever go to to an arab wedding.. and a lady starts yelling in a weird tone.... you have witnessed the "AWEEE HAAA" lol

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehhehehehe ya m7asheshe, another option would be to marry two short men w t7otehon fou2 ba3ed! lool

love your blog, it makes me smile :D

see ya after work!

Z.S

Weddo .. said...

LOL

nafs el fear 3ndi ana :D
I'll end up wearing tennis shoes in my wedding!

ya 7afeeeeZ :D

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

haha thank zooza

weddo ana if u didn noticed qarar aroo7 7afyeh :P

Anonymous said...

I can’t say that your post did not hurt my feelings... it really did, I’m short... I’ve always been... And one of my biggest fears is to marry a girl taller than me... And it seems like all of you girls are tall... OH MY GOD... I’m going to kill my self...

My mother keep saying “YOU MUST MARRY AT LEAST a 180 cm girl”. Her point is to "equalize" my kids… Well she has a point...

Juts to be clear do you completely reject short guys... I mean what are my chances (160 cm)???

Please give a positive answer OR this will be my last comment -May I rest in peace-

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

hahaha if u get a ladder to the wedding i will consider lol listen its just me.... i know lots of girls who dont mind marrying someone shorter .. i agree with ur mom! u must equalize ur offsprng or they will be bitter :P

im sorry i didnt mean to offend u.. ur ok im the giant :D

Anonymous said...

Too late Dino.. too late .. see you in heaven..

Anonymous said...

I like ur drawings..so expressive.. can i come to the wedding plzzzzzzzz :)

~Amal

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

oh no... :S how can i undo he wrong i have done!
i dont want to live with the guilt!

Amoool sure... but there is no wedding hehe when here is a wedding... ill invite the whole blog lol

Anonymous said...

la tafqedi al amal 3aZeezati mary hehe

fe nas 6waaaaal I know naasain 190 cm o 6ale3 :D so insha'Allah yorzo2ek b eben 7alaaal 6aweel wa59'ar wem2astek :P

Dead Man Walking said...

u don't wear shoes? :p

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

hahahha weddo!!! lol taweel wa ikhthar? lol

hahah DMW i wear them only on EID or special occasions... :P

Tamara said...

Lol this is so funny : ) this is what my friend was afraid of, she always hated ( swele7) and she was afraid that when she gets married she will end up living there! but it did not happen so there is hope for you : )

Samir said...

Well this way, you don't have to wear hears. I hear those are painful.

Interesting blog!

Samir said...

"heels", sorry.

Great cartoon!

Anonymous said...

:S I have the same fear ... allah yostor :S

walek dondon fakartek 5a6abtee lwlwlwleeesh loool

MissinDudi said...

hahahhahahah dudzzz, and why oh why do i feel like u will eventually marry someone who'll have to stand on the couch to look you in the eyes and say: "ba7ebbek ya mara" LOOOOL....walek dudzzz u always make my day...really really miss you ya baj3a....mwaaa

Anonymous said...

lah lah, hek bta3mly wedding w ma bte3zmeena? ya khsaret el 3eshreh w el ice cream wel chocolate (not 3aish we mal7).

halla2 u r tall sa7, bas lesh ana ma 7asaitek THAT tall, I mean I've seen girls taller than u :D, so don't lose hope in finding a man who's tall enough for u :p

The pic is hilarious, as usual :D

Dead Man Walking said...

marriage is not a special occasion yani? :p

Anonymous said...

I am not tall but I also cannot imagine myself with someone shorter than me :S

MQabbani said...

hmm ,

look like there some one going to to suffer and backache thought u might be the taller and guess how many coming and u need to mmwh mmwh mmmway yeah 3obalha , 3o2balo , 3o3balk ba3di ..ect
wiht "program music" and tarditionl tone level 12 or more say ooooayii... etc and i always wonder how many aaayii there she keep say it and all different .. lool

see ya

Bo3Bo3 said...

I just love ur posts walek jad mo galeeleh. nice..ya go777 ;)

Anonymous said...

walek 7aamleh daisies :P esh ya simple enta :D

Bashar said...

Ok ... so...no one gave a solution to your problem, Hence,I figured I’ll do that :)

I am 1.91 Cm ...

Alhoumm Sali 3al il nabii ya33ni !!!

So i think all settled now, the only thing left is the kids names?!!

By the way i have an old relative who can make thos wierd noises and Mhaahaaat which i can not understand a thing of it, so i ll invite her. Twaklnaa 3ala Allah !!

Abdullah said...

Well Aweehaaa is the Arabic version od the American Yeeehaaa, we just start with letter A as we have more history than they do, and they start with Y as they are relatively new to history.
How about that? ;)

Abed. Hamdan said...

I can't stop laughing at the pic !!

LOOOOOOOL

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