Tuesday, February 06, 2007
$hort $tory About My Imaginary Cow
So apparently my cow has overheard 2 girls talking to each other... one asked the other " does this shirt make me look like a COW?"... then later on she overheard some people calling a really obese person a COW!! she didnt take it very well and ever since she has not been eating at all... she wears a corset to keep her tummy tucked in & well im starting to worry about her..
she mentioned how she also found it very offensive how when we want to swear at each other we sometimes say " ya 7ayawan" " ya bagara"... and she did mention something that made a lot of sense to me... she said sometimes humans are worse than animals... she has not heard of a greedy cow killing another cow over money or gold or whatever.. she has never seen an animal gossip... she has never seen a cow get high... no animal has ever robbed a bank.. thrown a bomb on innocent families taking away thier lives.. no animal has ever backstabbed thier friend... & one last thing there are people WAY FATTER than COWS!!
*cows mooing is louder now and i can see her eyes begin to tear
* titanic music playing in the background by one of her fellow cows
"TURN that off don't be such a sappy HUMAN" yells the cow to the other cow..
*DINO GASPS.... ok "OUCH" *breaks into tears
you know... she has a point... "im sorry cow" " im sorry Dino"
*scene ends with a hug :P
ok what was that? lol