Wednesday, November 22, 2006

$h@bA$hIB M@triX




background music.. * from an old cowboy movie when the two cowboys are about to shoot...

tan na na na na naaa naaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If you are an arab... and you are reading this you might relate to what im about to say... imagine you as a kid sitting in a room and you did something wrong... your dad sees you and although he is far away... he has no problem aiming his shoe at you LOOOL ... heheh ok maybe im sharing too much info... but i remember in school when all the kids would gather around in the break and share thier "PIZZA" "Za3tar" CHips and "ZAKI" drinks we would all share these sort of stories...

So why.... WHY... do ARAB DAD'S USE SHOES as WEAPONS? hahahha its like when someone says lets go to "BATTA" or "SHOE CITY" i hesitate... *dino twitches


i will never look at shoes the same way again... thank u baba lol

so glad those days are over!! sadly i kind of miss the adventures.. it was like being in the MATRIX.... everything would go into slow motion.. SHOE IN THE AIR... hehehehe

ok mom is reading this... ops.. my dad never threw anything at me but fly kisses when i went to school everyday :P

*Dino$ RUns B4 someone refreshes her SHIB SHIB memories

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

el soora ta7sheesh :D marra my sister ramat 3alai sa7en :D azon lazem nazreti lal s7oon tet3'ayyar :(

Naryat said...

Walla ennik nahfe! Loooool
My dad never did this, he used to trust his own hand palm :-D
But i remember once i got very angry and aimed a lucky shoot at a vase and it just fill into pieces, and the mud spread all over, and the poor plant just was destroyed!
Sure i tasted mom's hand palm at that time ;-)

Hani said...

loooool

In fact my father used the closest item to his reach, not necessarly a shoe, some times an ash tray other times a remote control... whatever his hands gets... :D

S H A R I F O said...

mmmmm..raja3ti el memories !!
shabasheb..kanader..kfoof..kolo jarabto..he3 he3..bas intahat el Era abel saf rabe3..a5555 allah yostorhom wladna...ma ra7 ne7remhom men el tajreba for sure :)

Anonymous said...

oh my god dina! u r unbelievable... i was laughing out loud in the lab like a mad gurl. this is so funny.
i prefer not to share my memories about this, khleha bel aleb tejra7 w la tetla3 la barrah w tefda7 lool

lovvik,
Zooz

Mala2e6 said...

hello
my first time here,the title caught my attention..lol.very creative picture

u should listen to this song(i wrote something about shbishib lately thats why 2olt ya rabbi sho 2osset il shabasheb..!!)

http://ghasseel.blogspot.com/2006/11/blog-post_116386431268809857.html

Tamara said...

Lol this is an amazing post, very funny, this is my frist time here and I liked it ...

7zam!! meen 2al 7zam !....gotta go bye : D

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

WEDDO agag sa7n!! balash 2a2olik sho my sister ramat 3alay ana!!!! ba3dien ba2ollik balash fadyai7!!

naryat!! thanks!! haha see using shoes does not mean not using other things which also inculde the palms of hands! :P

hahah hani yes so true... which is why i avoid being in the kitchen at the time they choose to throw somethin!! hhehehe

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

sharifo Allah y3een awladak!! lol

zoooz habeebti inti! lovek ya waley! mwa

mala2et hehe thnx for passing by! really nice link!!

tamara... hahaha il QSHAAT "il hzam" lazmo post la 7alo hahahahahha

Dudi's Fdee7a ;) said...

hahahahhaha waleyyyy,dinoz is that ur daddy, baba caboyyy hahaha. Ur soooo habbooola 3anjad ur illustration is soooooo funnyyyy...esbeshialley za 7affayeh on the belt hahahahha..dinoz plz e3meli wa7da 3an souq khuthraa (wink wink-you know what i mean) h3h3h3h3h evil laugh...

Nash said...

Shoe days are over, but those were the days. I must have been lucky I guess, I cannot remember my dad ever laying a hand on me :)

Nice blog

Anonymous said...

I think am becoming a regular at your blog,it is providing some much needed smiles and distraction.
Your story made me laugh,I remembered my uncle who use to live in Beirut,has 4 boys.He had this habit of throwing shoes if needed to whether they have visitors or not.So every time we go visit my mom would say walla b5af zouro,sarami tayra fo2 rasna,shi yom tsibna tartouche bel ghalat.

Nour

Anonymous said...

yes ... it's a skill that runs in the family now ... me and my brother mastered the art of knowing when a shibshib is coming, avoiding it, and recently we've been finding newly emerging shibshib-throwing super powers. LOL

Anonymous said...

The best feeling when u escape a shot ! bs misfortunatly mom wont be relived till she gets me , i barley could miss her shots , it seems that she keep practicing all day when we r at school !

CheeerZ!

Anonymous said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

my cousin's used to have such experience me never ... seems I missed a lot looooool

walek dina u r ta777ssheeeessshhh looooool

miss u

MQabbai said...

hey ,
look like all share u same feel or lert say part of it ,
to me am fast enough to avoid such ROCKET , cuz it's like a magice u Say word al flyyyyy to u ..

well , nice post Lady
Chocolate brings me here lool

Muoffaq

MQabbai said...

hey ,
look like all share u same feel or lert say part of it ,
to me am fast enough to avoid such ROCKET , cuz it's like a magice u Say word al flyyyyy to u ..

well , nice post Lady
Chocolate brings me here lool

Muoffaq error like , www.Muoffaq.Qabbani.net

Anonymous said...

I have very fond memories of those years!!

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

WOW all u ppl have shabashib stories... who would thought ? lol

waley poolie i willl surely make a new khuthre post sharing my khuthra story with the world its a classic one :P

nash hehehe ur considered lucky... an exception... i have to say u miissed out on a lot lol

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

nour ahala wa sahla in this blog AND Lol @ ur story!

al ghoul...lol hahah its like that karate kid movie... wax on wax off... its a SKILL not anyone can master... it is your duty to take it on to the next generation... and the next and so on..

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

$im$Im ahlan ya Gameel!! heheheh i miss you 6oo!!

MQ yes there is a sort of magnetic force that brings them to u... its weird!!! lol

and yes CHOCOLATE RULES!!

drama diva!! U TOO?! although ur not an arab... is ur dad arab? mom? there has to be some arabic blood in u :P its our tradition lol

Anonymous said...

not really, but what i really mean is my childhood memories...

my sis is in dubai tho...whereas my mom is in Dhahran... maybe im coming over to dubai in feb..(transit or maybe stay there for one day, who knows)...

abu_shakuush said...

My dad never done that, but he used to lock us in the bathroom for a day or two and feed us from a small hole in the ceiling. Ok that was a joke. He did go with the shub shub style of punishment and he was good. just ask my back!

Dead Man Walking said...

LOOOOL@the pic :-D

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

haha dram diva.. that explains a lot :)

abu shakooush hahahhaa at ask ur back lol

dmw :P merci awi

Weddo .. said...

Gooolo Goooli wana o5tech :eha3 eha3:

esh ramat 3alaiki :$?

dudzSIdekickHE3 said...

dinoz or you can make a post on EVERYBODEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!! RUN EVERYBODEEEEEEYYYYYYY *choke* *cough* *wink wink* hahahahahah

lov ya mmwwwwwwwmwa

Asrar El Banat said...

I guess my dad delegated the hitting department to my mom..not alot..but enough that I still remember..
Once it was shebsheb flying SO close 2 my head it freaked me out!
Others it was a nice palm collision..e7em..

Rejected said...

"So why.... WHY... do ARAB DAD'S USE SHOES as WEAPONS?"

Believe me not only dads are good at it loll.

My parents never used that technique but it was always fun to see my three little cousins go running around once their mom picks up her slipper :D

Anonymous said...

hehe.. great blog :) keep up the great posts :)

Anonymous said...

elsora raheeeebeh!

ArabLady said...

eno ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..great post dandosh! well THX God 3a ayami lakan fi sha7atat wla skarbinat...nazrit my mom kanat betkafi la 7ata to freak the hell out of me!

SomeGuyFromPlanet said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

well now it's time 4 modern parents :D

hamede said...

Yab.

Abdullah said...

It's logical for your dad to use the nearest flying object he has to throw at you, if you see old cartoons that's what annoying meowing cats get from all windows in the neighborhood...
u must have been quiet an annoying cat
meowing all the time to your dad...
My sympathy goes to your dad

Feras othman said...

:) mmmmmm
wounderring ,,,, is those days over or u still living the adventure :P

ArabLady said...

mmmm sounds she is still living the adverture feras! hehe u can tell from the pic :D

Anonymous said...

And I thought he'd throw Cows on you :).

Anonymous said...

loooooooool :D

never been there, but sure it hurts :p

Islamic ChoCoHoLic said...

i hate not replying to each person who comments but i ust cant keep up :p

thanks for ur comments and a big LOL to all of ur stories!! thanks for sharing :P

and no i am not still the adventure :P