Hello HoliD@y!!!

ITS THE WEEKEND!! Not just any weekend i have 9 DAYS OFF WOO HOOOO!! *clapping with joy!!! i will use this time to spend some quality time with my cow.. she has been feeling a tad bit depressed lately! She even started listened to RAP music and is swearing a lot!! lol Anyway... soo i was thinkin we will go surfing together!!!

So.. i didnt find my phone :(-- but i got a new one and got my same line back... *sigh...

what else... so you guys i probably will not be blogging as much in the vacation! so from now let me say... EID MUBARAK To ALL & HABBY NEW YEAR! May this new year be a GREAT year for everyone & May it bring endless blessings and JOY :)

i know my year will be special! Its the first year i start with my soulmate.. my best friend... 7ayati wa GGGGGalbi 7amooda :P
im looking forward to our many coming years together inshala :) you have brightened up my life:)

At times like this i wish my name was mona... i would apply the " AHMAAAAAAD MONAAAAAAAAAAAA" scenario in my life

*3a7med runs after 9'ina in mazra3a... then they write their names on SHAGARA and 7aytan! LOL

*later on that day are arrested for trespassing & ruining public property !! :P

NeW AddiTioN 2 My BloG

well since 7amooda is a huge part of my life i decided to add him to my blog.. my blog from now on will include 3a7mad :)
you know instead of him helping me out with my "lack of sense of direction"! I end up making him get lost with me
hahah 7amooda getting lost with you is so much fun!!!! :P ba7obak ya ba3li :P

btw my bagara has been a bit depressed an emotional... feels left out now that im not single anymore *sigh... hope she finds herself a 6owr soon lol

Lo$t My Mobile

ok not only do i get lost... i tend to LOSE THINGS!! :(--- last night i think i dropped my phone while i was getting out of the car and when i got home i assumed it was in the car... till today morning i found out IT WAS NOT IN THE CAR....

*breaks down into tears!!

its not abt the phone itself! its the msgs i have saved on it! its the CONTACTS !! Its the Pics on IT! ARGHHH!
i feel i cant think straight!! :(-------

so i guess i am " MTHAY3A" 3ala ra2i one taxi driver in jordan... lol

i sure do hope i find it!!! YA RAB!! :(--- *sigh

Ho$pit@l Dr@mA

Hello all!! Its been a while since i last posted here.... thank you all for your kind words & zaghareet lol so now that u know the BIG NEWS let me tell you abt some of the last minute adventures... Before we had the "writing of our book " lol we found out that there is a new rule in uae that for the marraige contract we need to both get blood tests done.. anyway... i thought it would be a simple & quick experience... up until mr. Nurse... Apparantly had a problem FINDING MY VIEN! im thinking HOW CAN YOU MISS?!?! im soo white its not even FUNNY... u practically SEE ALL my VIENS!!

So he pricks the needle into me and says.. " $h%@.. $%@%!!" and i am thinking "that is not the exact COMFORTING word i had in mind!!!" sooo... then i see weird things happening under my skin... then he decides to MOVE ON To the OTHER ARM! was it not ENOuGH he has DESTROYED ONE! LOL soooo he started his SEARCH IN other hand.... till finally he " SHIRIB MIn DAMI"

Anyway.. all that happened one day b4 my katb ktab.. u can imagine the way my arms looked the next day... one word perfectly describes it.. " JUNKIE" LOOOL i tried to look at the bright side... my dress was green so there was a sort of color matching going on with my GREENISH BLUE AFTER-SHOT ART!

im sure the way ppl love to gossip they probably either said " hay b6i63a6a mukhadarat" lol or " shaklo il 3arees budrubha"
sk translation : ( she is either on drugs or is getting beat up by her husband) lol

now they are a lovely shade of brownish purple.... Ashooof feek yom ya 3amo ta3 il 2ibar ( let me see a day inside of you mr nurse) LOOOL eheheheheh ok that sounded wrong :P

let u in on more pre-katb ktab adventures later :P

WROTE THE BOOK!!

ok... now you will all know why i have not been posting much lately.. i was kind of busy... im now MARRIED... well my wedding wont be till summer but inkatab ktabi :) yes this might come as a shock to most of you.. i have to say im surprised myself... things happened really fast.. but al hamdulilah i don't think i have ever been this happy... i didnt get a chance to tell people didn't want to say anything till things are official! :) So ma tiz3alooosh mini yakhwana...

it happened exactly like i imagined it too... no awkwardness.. no stress.. sub7annalah... i used to always wonder how you would know the person is "THE ONE"... and well i will tell you how i knew.. you sit there with that person and you feel sooooooooo comfortable.. like you can say ANYTHING! You find yourself smiling so much your cheeks start to hurt! The thought of forever with them is no longer scary but more like something you cant wait for... You feel like you can be yourself.. that he would love you even after you tell him about all your quirks and "bagara" love ! lol

i have to say i thought twice b4 telling him about my blog.... wasn't sure he was ready to know about this side of me lol but he is still around... awwwwww :)

I am still not used to the idea that im MADAM Dina! But that doesnt mean im not happy about it :)

Ahmed 7abeebi you are the best thing that ever happened to me & i will spend the rest of my life trying to make you the happiest man alive... i love you & i havent forgotten you have promised me a "Bagara" as a wedding present!! :P if our wedding is in a farm bikoon a7san... wa our wedding cake will definitely be a CHOCOLATE CAKE :)

Our Wedding will inshala be in Summer... :) not sure who is invited yet... maybe ill have it online so all u bloggers can attend!! :)

3u2balkom yali 3ayzeeeen :) Plz Pray for us that Allah ybareklna in our new life together :)

Madam Dino$!!!! *looks in the mirror checking if she looks different hehe same old dinos only now im a MRS!!

Family Guy

this video reminded me of my childhood! i used to always do this! hahahhaha maybe not to my mom but to my brother and sis!! it would be like " hatem hatem hatem ... "SHOOOOOOOOOOOO BIDIK?"" id say " TOZ" and run away heheheheheh lol

im so evil!! :P *evil laugh

Cool Ad

lol and here is a pic i received and i find this very disturbing... this is found very attractive i think in AFRICA !! i must say... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! YA3ooooooooooooo!!!

The Invi$ibLe Cow!

well since i love cows so much i had to post a video abt cows ! hehe forgive me if its too GRAPHIC lol but i LOVEEEEEEEE THIS CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOON! COW is ADORABLE!!! :) its a hilarious episode hahahahah

I love this video posting option... yeay !! *clapping*

My Fir$t Video Po$t

KaTKoooooT

i got this today in my mail! lol well i did change the wording a bit! but imagine the drama of the poor katkoot when he sees his cousin/brother after they have turned into a BREAKFAST :S

i know i know ... im delaying the new cartoon... i have been working on something and inshala when im done ill post it :)

i keep getting weird calls.... listen to last nights call..

Me : alo
HIndi Man : ALo Mohamad?
Me: emmm no
HIndi Man : oh sorry... Shukran habibi
Me: *shocked that he is my habibi soo soon! :P

yala guys have a great day :)

It$ R@INING Ag@in

when i said i need a boat to get to my car you thought i was exaggerating... here is a pic of a parking in SHARJAH!!
i got to work at 10 am! i left the house at 6:10 :S seriously... im soo sleepy...... *yawn*

you know what i hate... other than traffic and pickles :P i hate when people act like they like you when they just can't wait till they hear that something bad happened to you...they try to hide what they really feel but you can always tell who truely is happy for you when something good happens in your life... one look and one word would give away what they feel!! they keep asking you a billion questions a second about your life and would never tell you anything about themselves...

*sigh* anyway... al hamduilah i think by now i can tell who is sincere and who isn't...

I've Been T@gged

i am about to just use this sling shot to GET AWAY from all you TAGGERS!!! Lets see who TAGS ME when im FIL SAMA! :P

Seven Things I want to do in life:
1. Memorize the Quran & learn how to read it with tajweed :)
2. Go to Hajj inshala with my future husband
3. Make a difference to the Muslim Ummah somehow
4. Go to Al Masjid Al Aqsa
5. Learn as much as possible about Islam
6. hmmmm... maybe teach Quran 2 ppl above the age of 8 someday :P
7. Become a better muslim :)

Seven Things I can do:
1. Make people laugh when they are feeling down
2. GET LOST ANYWHERE!
3. I can get along with almost anyone especially kids :)
4. Immitate almost any accent :P
5. Be very silly & make the weirdest baby voithe :P
6. Sing without breaking any glass :)
7. i can Bake yummy cakes & I GET HIGH ON CHOCOLATE & CAFFIENE :P

Seven Things I can’t do:
1. Lie! when i try i fail miserably lol
2. Play the guitar or any other instrument :P
3. Hide my what i feel... Usually u can tell what i am feeling by looking at my face :)
4. Stay Quiet!!
5. I can't act like i like someone when i simply dont...
6. Play basketball or dance Dabkeh!
7. REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED EVERYDAY LOL

Seven things I say the most:
1. YA toooota! YA poooolie!!! YA LalaaaaaS!
2. SHO KAMAN?
3. Ba7obbik
4. Sub7annallah!
5. La22aaa
6. MashaAllah
7. Merci ya Morsi

Seven Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Height
2. Nice smile & teeth
3. Sense of Humor
4. Someone who appreciates my psycho moods
5. Someones who is not a Show off
6. Simplicity, Honesty
7. Someone i feel comfortable being myself around & who will like me the way i am even after reading my blog ;)

Seven Celebrity Crushes:
Cant say crushes... but i love thier acting... Tom Hanks, Edward Norton, Al Pacino, Robert De Nero, Brad Pitt :P And i have no idea if they are crazy in real life i just like their acting yabu laghloogh :P

i will tag ppl later...

let me move on to the next tag.. sho malkom kolkum taggin me !!! yala

Tag Rules

- Grab the closest book to you

- Open page 123

- Scroll down to the 5th sentence

- Post the next 3 sentences on your blog

- Name the book and author

- Tag 3 people

i work in a pharmecuetical company lol soooo ya3ni sho hal hazz look what i got...

Composition : Each tablespoon (15ml) contains Kaoilin 2.7 g. Pectin

Indications :

Symptoms relief of mild diarrhea!!!!! loooool

Dosage and Administration :

Adults 2 tablespoonful!!

ya3ni out of all the pages i get the diarrhea page... i could of chose another one but i am too honest i cant cheat lol

i will not tag anyone to avoid any more unecessary info!!!

H@ppy D@Y

Today i woke up with a smile on my face :) and i don't think i will let anything change my happy mood :)

Dino stands on the Titanic with her bagarah and yells " IM THE KING ( i mean QUEEN) of the WORLD)" :P

hope everyones day is as happy as mine :)

*dinos skipping away singing "lalalalalalala " :P

IT$ R@INING C@t$ & B@GAR

So... if you live in the uae you would probably have noticed the RAIN!! you know how they say // "its raining cats & dogs"! It rained soo much i have to say it was raining COWS :P OMG.. i was actually surprised to how much it rained! I LOVE the rain!! The only thing i don't really like is the way the roads have turned into RIVERS! How traffic is even worse when its raining!!

The parking in front of my house has turned into a big pool :P its soo weird to have to swim to your car :P hehe ok im exaggerating! but the water would almost reach your knee at some points!! :P

S@Y SOMETHING!!!!

Have you ever spent the whole day talking to several people... smiling wide confident SIGNAL2 smiles to practically everyone you see... and then at the end of the day..... you get back home.... and you seeee.......... something staring back at you from between your 2 front teeth!!! lol

NICE..........

wa ana nazleh awazi3 ibtisamat!!! WHY don't people SAY SOMETHING LIKe HELLO you have a huge piece of brocolli, za3tar or corn... etc

PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING!!! ok... come to think of it if i dont know the person very well i wouldnt say anything either :P

how embarassing... *sigh* dina adds this to her list of embarassing moments...

Ro@d R@Ge

so... every morning i get stuck in the morning traffic.. some days are worse than others but in general... i experience ROAD RAGE!!! hehe well im just kidding i dont even swear at people when they CUT IN FRONT OF ME..im very calm.... im a peaceful driver but this illustration is what i REALLY FEEL!!!!

Dont you just hate it when you have been waiting for over an hour to get into the EXIT then someone who thinks he is better than everyone else simply CUTS infront of you.. doesnt bother to LOOK in your direction... AT LEAST ASK ME.. ACT LIKE i just did you a FAVOR!!! ARGHHHH! or when someone HONKS at you before the traffic light is EVEN GREEN!!

ok i feel better now..... lol

side note to all the readers who are unfamiliar with sense of humor :

i do not carry guns... i definitely don't plan on shooting anyone in this lifetime :P maybe the next

MY FE@R!!

you know how when you make fun of something for so long.. it ends up happening to you? well all my life ive been the tallest and well my fear is to marry someone shorter than me! i keep making fun of the way he would need to wear not only heels but stand on a ladder or attach a piece of the "RASEEF" to his feet! RASEEF : PAVEMENT :P

anyway.. have you noticed that in every ARAB wedding.. no matter how modern the bride & the groom are.. no matter where they lived.. whether its canada, japan, or the states all their life... in thier wedding.. there is always some lady who starts yelling the traditional " Fala7i" Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! hehe

ok i cant explain what that is to nonarabs... but if you ever go to to an arab wedding.. and a lady starts yelling in a weird tone.... you have witnessed the "AWEEE HAAA" lol

Ro$e$ vs. OnioN$

a cute couple... they meet.. and fall in love... they say they are going to be different unlike all the other couples they have seen in thier life... then well eventually the husband stops getting flowers to the house... starts getting more onions so that she COOKS :P what was once a love story turns into the typical everyday family :P

its not that bad you know.. its kind of cute when you see an old couple sitting there together and you feel maybe they are not as good looking.. maybe they care less about the way they look... but they only have each other... and they have overcome & gone through so much together... just the idea that they are still together and capable of smiling at each other after all these years is so cute :P

$h@bA$hIB M@triX

background music.. * from an old cowboy movie when the two cowboys are about to shoot...

tan na na na na naaa naaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If you are an arab... and you are reading this you might relate to what im about to say... imagine you as a kid sitting in a room and you did something wrong... your dad sees you and although he is far away... he has no problem aiming his shoe at you LOOOL ... heheh ok maybe im sharing too much info... but i remember in school when all the kids would gather around in the break and share thier "PIZZA" "Za3tar" CHips and "ZAKI" drinks we would all share these sort of stories...

So why.... WHY... do ARAB DAD'S USE SHOES as WEAPONS? hahahha its like when someone says lets go to "BATTA" or "SHOE CITY" i hesitate... *dino twitches


i will never look at shoes the same way again... thank u baba lol

so glad those days are over!! sadly i kind of miss the adventures.. it was like being in the MATRIX.... everything would go into slow motion.. SHOE IN THE AIR... hehehehe

ok mom is reading this... ops.. my dad never threw anything at me but fly kisses when i went to school everyday :P

*Dino$ RUns B4 someone refreshes her SHIB SHIB memories

The Re@$on I LOVE Cow$

Finally... after many posts about cows.. i will share my story with those who dont already know it... the story of the day i fell in love with.... BAGAR!!

One day i was driving to my friends house... and ofcourse... I GOT LOST... btw my sense of direction is getting better.. now i get lost in only uae without reaching OMAN hehe ok.. sooo when i felt i was way off track i decided to take the nearest exit... the exit road was kind of underconsruction and well eventually turned into a sandy road... then no road... still iwas taking rights and lefts.. tryin to figure out an EXIT.. Assuming im driving a four-wheel. ( i drive a nissan sunny) hehe

suddenly... in the middle of no where... i press on the gas...frrrrrm frmmmmmmm... car stops moving...

GUESS WHAT...... GHARAZT!!! ( CAR GOT STUCK)....

*sound of crickets in the background
*sound of a wolf howling.. AAooooooooooooooooo
*sound of A COW????????

just to give u some background... of the scenery... * sun setting... its getting dark... houses that looked HAUNTED all around me... black dogs around.. i swear!!! so i think ok ill call my friends... MOBILE BATTERY was LOW.... i look around trying to find some sort of landmark!! and i see...............

2 COWS!!!!!!!!!! lol and im like? HUH?! BAGAR? so long story short... it got dark and 6 cars were searching for me... 6 fourwheels GHARAZO as well... till one of them SAW A COW!!! And they say they JUST KNEW THEY WERE CLOSE!!!

THE COW LEAD THEM TO ME!!! THE COW SAVED MY LIFE!! THEREFORE I OWE MY LIFE To BAGAR!!!

I LOVE COWS.... u know after 4 hours of bonding with them & sharing all my secrets i have to love them!!

Dont know if this worked.. but well just updating you guys... i still get calls not only from my indian mother but from many different indians including one that was apparently asking for the indian "ME" & searching for an apartment.. how i know? he said the word Room in between his 5minutes of indian talk :S

hehe im starting to think maybe im a schizophrenic that is unaware of her other indian self... no wonder i can perfect the accent!! no wonder indian men love me! hehe

so here is a song she sang to me in her last call... check it out! hope it works.. hehe ok just kidding she didint sing anything but it would of been hilarious if she did!! ehehehe ENJOY!!!

try to check this link... :S hope it works.. ull hear the indian lady sing...

IT FINALLY WORKED :D YEAY!!!!


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My F@mou$ NuTell@ C@ke

On Thursday we had kind of like a party at work :P there was food.. soo its considered a PARTY hehe.. and i promised the girls at work id make them.......

*drum roll*

NUTELLA CAKE!

gu3lus enjoyed it too!! ppl kept saying i was a "moJremeh" "hehe how can i translate that??

a criminal hehe.. dont take that term literally... i have not murdered anyone since the last time i broke out of jail :P

So im a "mogremmmmaaaa" for all the KILOS they will gain after this CAKE hehe... yummmy...

I PLEAD.... GUILTY your honor... hehehehe its WORTH IT!!!!

WeirD C@ll!!

ok.. listen to this i found a miss call on my phone the other day.. i call back cause ithought it was one of my friends... anyway..

TOOT TOOOT

Lady: HALOOOO<--- (kind of yelling)
ME: oh hi... i have a miss call from you
Lady : 2 mins of speaking in the SPeED of LIGHT... (in indian)
ME: HUH? ok ok Wrong Number....
Lady: *silent*
ME: bye
Lady : "ok bye"

Later that night... same number rings...

*RING RING*

ME: Alo?
Lady Again : 3 mins of indian in the speed of light again
ME: its a WRONG number
Lady : oh... sorry sorry

NEXT DAY MORNING

ME; ALO
LADY : DIS my DAUGHTA NUMBA
Me : hmm no this is my number
LAD: NO NO my DAUGHTa NUMBA
Me: im pretty sure its my number
LADY (angry now) I TELL YOU DIS MY DAUGHTA NUMBA
ME: ok... bye mama lol

*sigh* im expecting another call anytime soon...

NEW @DvenTURe$

OMg.. where do i start.. so today i left later than usual to work... usually i leave b4 the sun comes up.. but today i left while it was coming up... anyway... i was caught up in TRAFFIC from 6AM till 10 AM... not only that i hit the car infront of me cause he hit a sudden break... but it wasnt an ACCIDENT ( ma tkhafi ya mama)... my car hardly touched his car so it wasnt an accident... anyway... so i get to work at around 10:30... and THE PARKING is FULL!!!

sooooooo...... i went around in circles hoping to find a parking... thinking things cant get any worse... the guy infront of me HITS some other CAR ... blocks my WAY..... they have fight... i sit there... just waiting for them to MOVE!!!

He would scream at the guy then look at me and smile.. :S im thinking.. "HUH? MALO hada?"<-- whats up with this guy?

ARGH... then... mr. Angry man... comes to me and says he is sorry and indirectly PROPOSED & insisted on giving me his Business CARd.... :S Mush Wa2tak halaaaaaa2!!! <-- now is not the time!!

WHAT A DAy...... feel more adventures are coming up soon.. ALLah yustoR!!!! And no i dont think ill marry him.. its just too weird to meet in a parking.. plus he needs to take a major ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSE!! hehe

oh how i wish i was in this pic with the COW!! ehhee

In7@rAG R@AS$i!!!

so now that im a member of JP i should try to use more jordanian words in expressing myself!! hahah soo ya naaaaas IN7arag RASSI!! :P hah anot sure how translate that sk... my head is on fire.. haha it is an expression of so many things that include ANGER and being FED Up.. it a jordanian expression... so instead of having a "i hate i love list" i will just mention the thngs that 7arago rassi lately! heheh

They ARE :

IM SICK OF

Anties in weddings or gatherings sit and STARE and TALK TALK TALK abt EVERYONE... usually i feel like the TOPIC...

OF PPL WHO are 2 faced and ACT LIKE they LOVE u and as soon as u turn ur face they are making FACES about you

I HATE GOSSIP!! why cant u just MIND UR OWN BUSinESS!!! :S ARghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Some ppl with low confidence and lots of psychological problems try to put you down by saying negative things to you

PPL MEntioning the OBVIOUS " SHOOOO TAWEEEEELEH" <-- ur sooo TALL... ya3ni i think after 24 years of havin a bird's view of everyones head i NOTICED.. or "SHO BAYDAAA!" WALLAHI I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW 7ilo 3aniiiiii lol

PPL saying things like " LIESH LA HALA2 ma itzawjati?" <-- "why arent u married yet?" followed with a look of Despair and
Sympathy as if ur dyiing of ANFilunZA Al 6yoor(bird flu).. or junnoon il BAGAR(mad cow disease) hehe

side note those woman who say such things probably have the wrost marraige in the world and say things like " yin3an il yom il tzawajt feeh" <-- i curse the day i married you lol

PPL honking behind me in traffic EVEN B4 the LIGHT IS gREEN!!!!!!! ya3ni COME ON!!!!

PPL Cutting in front of me when im driving and not only cutting in.. they even Give me DEATH looks AS if i didnt JUST DO THEM A FAVOR by not SWEAring AT THEM !!! a THANK U WOULD BE NICE ya 3ami!!!

PPL Showing OFF... treating others like they are below them or that they are BETTER...

PPL who think cause they have memorized some verses from the QUran than they have the right to JUDGE The world!! ISLAM is not abt Judging OTHERS! ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE! IFFFFFFF! Soo annoyed!!! If you knew islam properly you would know that teling somone whether they are going to hell or heaven itself is the HARAM!! NO one CAN KNOW but GOD!

I HATE TRAFFIC!!!

i can go on forever but .. i shall Stop now...*tshhhhhhhhhhh <-- sound of fire being put out lol

B@yTha 4 LiFe

I love the beach... that is funny cause i havent gone in over a year!! EVERYTIME i actually Do Go or PLAN to Go something HAPPENS!! IT RAINS! GETS CLoudy!! This Friday i was all ready and when i reached the place!! it was CLOSED!!! ARGH!! Im soo WHITe its not even funny... im no longer white im a lighter shade that is TRANSPARENT!

HOW DO u know you are WHITE?

When ur whiter than ur MOM
When your mom notices h0w white you are
When ppl stop telling you you need a tan with a smile and say it with a serious look " GET A TAN!!|
When ppl place thier hands next to yours and say jokes like : UNITED COLORS OF BENNETON
When you look at your reflection on drak glass and STILL the reflection of your face is WHITE!!!
When ppl in your office call you SNOW WHITE!

i can go on forever... so i miss the beach and i still love playing in the sand... i remember when we were kids we would dig holes for hours and then someone would sit in and we would bury them!!

So im thinking im going to be "baytha" forever!! I remember once i wanted to go to tan and my TATA (grandma) freaked out and gave me a lecture on how being white is something that is highly APPRecited in GHAZA and in the ARAB world! lol i also heard a saying in jordan this year...

" KHUTh_ha BAYTHA wa LAW Majnoooneh" hahah i will never get over that one!!

"marry a white woman even if she IS INSANE" hahahahah

well.. im guess im supposed to be happy to hear that... but i doubt i will marry someone with this mentality! LOL not that im insane or anything *twitches* lol

K@YFIK YUMMMA?!

SO.... yesterday i go back home... sit on the computer... checking again if someone was reading my blog... and YES!!! LOL i was RIGHT! My MOM found out abt my blog and was reading every SINGLE post... Probably is READING now...

SO if ur MALE ya rayt titwakal 3ala Allah wa LEAVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY! LOL

it is NOW offcially an ONLY GIRLS site!! :P hehe

I feel im being watched.... i am... lol :S

So.. the main point of posting was to vent.. slowly ppl online found out i have a site... till ppl from real life not only the blogging world found out... so i couldnt say anything abt anyone i knew... or they would find out lol

i thought THAT was limiting my topics.. IMAGINE when u KNOW ur MOM is reading every word?? lol

reminds me of the time she found my diary when i was kid... *twitches... not a good memory lol

ya3ni nifsi to have a secret life... no more secret bloggin life... back to boring life hehe


u know she actually said she liked iT!! Mama ya nab3u 7anani nawarti il site :)

yala salmo 3al WAldeh.. Say hi to the mother of the psycho who writes here!!

JEEL il WAWA !

You know... i have noticed something that is very sad.. yet very true... we sit there at home flipping through the channels... we see the most graphic scenes showing dead bodies in palestine/lebanon/iraq...war all around the world... seeing soo much of this everyday has made us desensitized... we no longer react to such scenes... we are used to seing them.. and u know what the media shows nowadays is always with effects, dramatic music and screen shots that only make us feel its less real cause we relate it to the everyday movies we see... *sigh*

what do we do after watching the news???? simply.....FLIP THE CHANNEL!!?????? :S *sigh*

MIN D@R MeEN INTI?!?!

ok title literal translation : FROM WhoSE HOUSE ARE U!! real meaning " WHAT IS UR FAMILY NAME?" yes arabic when translated to english is a disaster! hhe ok... so PICTURE THIS...

U meet a group of people for the first time... the first thing they ask u.. " MIN DAR MEEN INTI?" so ur like.. " bla bla" suddenly from the expression on thier FACE U KNOW they are searching the FAMILY NAME DATA BASE in thier mind.. trying to recall if they KNOW anyone from ur family... and ofcourse if ur an ARAB YES THEY ALWAYS know... someone that is sittt abu 2im ukht khalet jiditak!! or ur greatgranmothers nieghbors SON IN LAW... lol

so u either get the DELIGHTED lOOK of APPROVAL.. or the FAKE SMILE followed by a sudden excuse to end the COnversation... then they whisper somethin To the ANOTHER lady next to them :P lol

soo after a long silence and deep concentration is as if a LIGHT BULB appears on the top of their head... then starts the million questions on " bt3aarfi 7aanafi ibn Mirvat?" or " mo3taz ibni was with u in university" yes anti i memorize all the names of all the students in the university(sarcasm)

Or even better when im im amman i say i came from dubai they start giving me names of all the ppl they know in dubai... as if dubai is a mini-playground and as soon as u go u all know each other... wait u know sometimes i actually DO end up knowing some of the names lol it is small world...

Sometimes the older generation that most probably grew up with my parents or grandparents start giving me names of ppl thier age... hmmmm sorry i dont even know UR NAME 3amo so pls stop asking me if i know the anti who fed me falafel when i was 2!! i dont even remember wha i ate yesterday!! chances are i WONT REMEMBER lol

US ARAbs we talk alot... and we ALL know each other somehow.. Especially if ur Palestinian or JOrDANIAN !!

BUt what i hate the most is how they have the need to LABEL U!! like as soon as they know ur family name they rememeber someone who is or is not related to u with the same family name... so according to that persons impression on them or reputation then u are either
" GOOD" or "BAD".... like if one person or 2 in one family is a CHEAPO the whole family is "BUKHALA" if one person is a "7arami" (thief) the whole family is "7arameyeh"...
I HATE THAT...

i hate being judged for my own actions let alone SOMEONE ELSES!! its like why should anyone be judged by his name? family?nationality? or any other stereotype... ive seen brothers that are total opposites.. ive seen GOOD parents with the worst children! IVE seen BAd parents with GOOD kids!!

Why wont ppl stop judging others?? i dont care iza ibn 3am ukht abu sitee used to be a SERIAL killeR!!

Prophet Noahs Son was not a believer.. Prophet Ibraheem's DAD was not a believer... and those were PROPHETS!! imagine THEM being judged by thier Fathers or sons?!????

So ppl next time you want to judge anyone... just DONT!!


On a Rather Islamic Note this is Reminder : Ayyub (Allah be pleased with him) relates that the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace be upon him, his family, and companions) said, “Whoever fasts Ramadan and follows it with six days from Shawwal it is as if they fasted the entire year.” [Muslim, Abu Dawud, Tirmidhi, and Ibn Majah; Ahmad transmitted it from Jabir, Muntaqa]

ONLY 15 days left for Shawwal to be over :) so yalla shido il himmeh :)

MoM Re@D$ My Blog?!?

(translation 4 sk : mom look at your SON! STOP IT BOTH OF U or ill BREAK BOTH Your HEADS"


lol today i came to use the computer and well i usually dont leave my blog window open... so well i found my blog staring back at me.. "AAAAAAAAAAAH" and who was sittin on the computer? either my MOM or BRO...
*heavy breathing
*thinks if she wrote anything she will not approve of.. hehe ok i think im ok cause she would of said something right?

i could be wrong.. but if not...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAYFIK Yummma! Sho Tabkha ilyom?" <--- what did u cook today? hehe

u know when i think of my mom i feel sorry for what i made her go through growing up! i wasnt a naughty kid! but i used to always fall & get sick! i spent most of my childhood in the hospital! most of the time it was cause of my BROTHER! he once broke my ARM!! Once pushed me and i bumped my head on the corner of something... all i remembere was that i was wearing a white t-shirt that suddenly turned into RED!! :S

we would FIGHT EVERYDAY... then id call my mom at work crying
" MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DARABNEEEEEEEEEE"..

the ppl at my moms work got used to us calling!! ONCE i even called my UNcLE in London andsaid " ALO .. MAMA ?? WAYN MAMA" first they freaked out.. then they got used to it and would tell her.. "Your KIDS are fighting AGAIN"

i rememeber when we were kids how we would just fight all the time and then the BATHROOM was our only SHELTER! id hit him and RUNNNNN like CRAzy!! or he would do the same! ehhe

till one day.. while i was sitting inside laughing thinkin " hahaha U CANT GET ME NA NA NA ANA " he was soooo ANGRY hE KICKED THE DOOR AND BROKE IT DOWN!! Suddenly what was once a SAFE place turned into a HORROR movie!! hehe

My mom is a doctor so well me trying to get out of going to school by sayin im sick was not a smart IDEA !!! she knew when i would FAKE it lol i feel sorry for all the HELL we made her go through growing up...

HABEEBTI MAMA.. i LAFF YOU!! :) ( and im not just saying that cause she could read this )

Crying is Blackmail

sooo trueeeee.. i got this in a fwd with " men Rules" lol well when ur a girls tears are very handy... they are WEAPONS lol
in an office full of girls u get not only lots of gossip.. but lots of nervous breakdowns! I guess girls are more emotional & resort to crying in many situations...


$tressed out = we cry...
PMS= tears accompanied with unecessary ATTITUDE & ANGER ( avoid women in such state )
Depressed= we cry...
BAD grade= we cry
Good GRade AFter Freaking out for soo long = we also CRY
Friend Travels = CRY
Friend Comes After Years of living in AMreeeetchaaaa= CRY
Friend gets MArried = CRy
Friend gets Divorced = CRY
FRiend backstabs you = CRY
BAD News = Cry
Breakup/Fight/Rejection= CRY
Too HAPPY= CRY
i can go on forever lol

tears are very handy in situations when u want to be forgiven for something you did... to get out of car tickets... what else.. hmmmm i just think us woman cry alot... and its funny how the same tears when come from a MAN.. are not as effective or powerful as when a woman CRYS :P




So All you woman out there... KNOW u have a GREAT POWER within YOu lol USe it WIsely.. MEN....life is tough! hehe

Pollution of D@ Mind

You know i sat there the other day thinking to myself as usual.. i thought about how the world has changed and is changing drastically.. i asked a kid to recite verses of the quran he had memorized , he satrted singing " boooos il wawa" instead!! i was horrified.. its a 4 yr old being subjected to haifa wahbe and im sure worse things! I have seen little girls dancing like those girls in the Music Videos... their innocence has been stolen away from them... what is the main source all this???? TV!!!

tv has become a "norm" a world that is as real to ppl as their worlds are... some may argue that it is harmless and that its just a way to pass time... knowing nowadays ppl have replaced reading books with watching movies.. surveys show that the average person watches around 4 hours and 32 minutes of television DAILY & that number increases on holidays!!

$ince people rarely read nowadays and have replaced books with tv shows or movies.. this also means that TV is their MAIN source of information and what ppl are continously viewing will definitely have an effect on them... for ex u spend most of ur time with your best friend... eventually u start talking and acting alike... even without realizing!! its pretty much the same with tv... ppl start to immitate what they see sometimes they are oblivious of the serious effects Tv can have!

Every generation is worse than the next ( i sound like a granny but its TRUE)... you want to protect yout children from the effect of television u can control the channels they watch..maybe even not have a TV in the house.. BUT what about in the REAL world... in school.. in the street! Is the solution blindfolding them? locking them up in a room away from this polluted world...

Cause from what i see EVERYWHERE you look there is something you shouldnt be looking at lol

Have you not noticed how they is hardly any censorship anymore? And that even in the morning or at noon when kids are mostly watching the tv the not very "sesame street" shows are on!! Yes i am not saying TV is all BAd... Yes there are alot of cool shows and i myself am a movie freak :S but some movies are just FULL of brain washing ideas that corrupt the taste, pollute the heart & brain, debase the mind, & demoralize the conduct of not only children but ADULTS as well.

Recently ive noticed that there is a noticable increase in violence, profanity, disrespect for traditonal values, unethical & morally unacceptable ideas, sexual connotation in movies.. What is considered a "G" RAted movie is FAR from "General"!

Ask yourself if the same kinds of scenes and messages we see now of all too many programs of today were found in the programs of twenty years ago. Not even 10 years ago!!

We are being exposed to growing amounts of inappropriate material if we choose to watch TV without being selective of what we watch with time we also will be brain washed and our minds will be polluted.

What people are repeatedly exposed to in advertisements, entertainment, novels, motion pictures, etc, has a great affect on ones self-image and behavior!

Television is no longer just entertainment it has become a "value-setter" where ppl compare themselves and thier lifestyle to what they see on TV! Movies have glorified violence, infidelity, & deviant behavior and have even made them look glamourous!

Another thing i noticed is that by continously being exposed to such shows & movies that hold soo much violence is being DESENSITIZED! People have gotten used to seeing death and violence that they have less sympathy for suffering and accept the idea of violence very easily. Which explains how the world sits their looking at people die in palestine,iraq,Lebanon & all around the world without taking any actions.. not even a flinch...

We must NOT take this matter lightly & have to at least be AWARE of what is happening around us and what will happen in the future if things keep escalating the way they are.

SAid like a true movie freak :P its been a while since i wrote something serious :)
but kolo wala that "boos il wawa" kid!!

My Phone Drowned!

not only do i drop my phone almost daily.... not only do i forget it ... yesterday it drowned in cup of water lol dnno how i dropped it in a cup of water! then i blowdryed it!! haha anyway... and believe it or not IT'S ALLIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE! :P

is there such a thing as phone rights? hehe u know i feel sorry for my phone....

HUH i look like Who?!?!

Ok... i was sitting with a group of people i have met for the FIRST time... and for some reason they ALWAYS have to say something like " Doesnt she look like"fat7ieh".. (fill in the blank with a name of your choice)"

Then the other girl stares at every angle of my face silently... Concentrating so HARD that her face turns into a confused frown!( i hate being STARED AT) then she screams and says

" YEAAAAAAAH!!! TOTALLY! HER TWIN! A CARBON COPY"

Dino$ : *nervous laugh*wondering is that a complement or an insult..

I have no idea who they are talking abt.... then when u forget abt that comment .. u do something and then they scream

" OMG OMG U & Bat3a ARE seperated at BIRth"

i have to say some people have NO SENSE of TAshbeeeh... they sometimes ask me if my friend and i are twins just cause we wear the same style of hijjab!! :S

anyway.. i dont look like anyone.. i look like ME!! Apparently a girl in JOrdan by the name of ZENA looks like me cause evrytime i go there strangers come to me about to HUG ME saying

"ZEEEENA OMG UR HERE" lol....

ZEna if ur out there and somehow have come across this blog and have been told you are DINA... im the mysterious DinA ... lol

p.s. U should be flattered DAaaaaaaaaaaahling :P hahahahaha :P

i love how i compliment myself hahah *pinches her own cheeks*

@m i DREAMinG?!?

So... today i got the best present ever!! its the biggest bar of CHOCOLATE i have ever seen !!lol i will try not to eat it all at one GO !!

My friend who is one of the very few friends i have who are TALLER than me hehe got me this from LOnDon!!

*smile turns into a look of confusion remembering a fwd i received about CAdboury Chocolate... something abt it causing a deadly sickness... hmmmmm.... at the moment that is IRRELAVANT...

well sara has been mentioning how we don't hang out much lately... hmmm could she be trying to murder me...

*twilight zone music playing in my mind

*dinos stops munching on chocolate.. *face is smeared with chocolate now

thinks to herself....the damage is done... already ate way too much .. might as well GO ON no use stopping now!! And remember Dino$ YOU Aint a Quiter....

*nods to self yells " YEAAAAAAAAAH" into space... realizes no one is around feels stupid that she is talking to herself.... lol

* returns to chocolate & hummms as she eats it ....

THANK YOU SARA!!!!!!!!


You have BRIGHTENED up my LIFE lol :P

*BIG HUG*

*face so smeared with chocolate that sara's shirt is stained with chocolate now! lol

so today i wore my new shoes... and well at FIRST they were fine.. then by the end of the day i was limping in the mall.... i think people noticed the pain i was in lol so.. i ran (more like limped) to the nearest shoe shop and got another pair that were less PAINFUL!

What A Great DAY!! :)

2D@y was A H@ppY D@Y

Unlike yesterday which was utterly depressing.. today was a good DAy! i know we all have those days... believe it or not EVEN ME! hehe :P I woke up and spent the whole day with my friends...i still have a holiday till SUNDAY! Wooo Hooooo!! i spent the day not only with my friends but with habeebi BABY hamza!! MAshala 3alieh.. Allah yi7meeh...

im like his stalker! PAPARAZZI! taking photos of him all day.. of his every drool.. every nap.. every burp!! Id be standing there making weird noises and faces and ppl would stop and look at me weird!! im used to that by now! hahaa

no matter how depressed i am... if i see a cute baby i forget everything!!! Anyway not only that.. i also... went SHOPPING!! i think shopping is THERAPY!! for WOMEN at least! hhehe maybe it has a REVERSE EFFECT if ur a MAN... especially IF ITS ur WIFE spending YOUR MONEY heheh

today i counted my blessings... i counted the many blessings and thanked God for all that he has blessed me with... i was abt to count my money... changed my mind immediately...lol

side note : i should not be given MONEY... i spend spend spend like there is no 2moro hehehe :P

but i hardly go shopping... but when i do... Oh OH

*pockets of pants dangling out of pants :P

MU$h TayG@H

You know those days.. nothing major happens... but many " minor" things happen... And you would already be emotional for some reason.... and u just want to CRY?! mush tayga 7ali....

i feel so sad for so many reasons.... so many reasons to cry... so many reasons to be angry at the world... at myself...

*sigh* im goin to bed maybe 2moro will be a better day...

EID MuB@RaK

EID REMINDER.... to those who havent showered in a long time.. probably since last EID! WhAT BETTER DAY TO DO IT than TODAY? lol

so....i don't know if i mentioned this before but i can hardly express any emotions to my dad... and well i kiss him only on EID and when i travel to another country!! so well today i kept planning the scenarios... how will i approach.. which cheek first... will i SAY i will give you a "bowseh" or so i just drop it in the middle of a conversation...

like...."BABA WAYN IL *quickly kisses dad's cheek* 3eedieyeh *runsssssss <-- dad where's the $$$$$$$

hahhaa or mayeb i ll wait till he take a nap... aaaaaaah lol soo sad.. he is my dad..

anyway... after many plans.... and consultations from my sister... i HAVE SUCCEEDED... i backed out the last minute last year lol

oh and i also GOT some ca$h Wooooo Hooo... *calculates so if i got 1000 .... 500 for each kiss.... im thinking i will kiss my dad more often... hahaha

p.s. my dad is not a monster nor is he scary... he is just soo serious and well expresses his love for us through food and money and other ways that dont include hugs/kisses heheheh..

he is just not the mushy type thats all... but he has a BIG HEART behind his BIG KARSH (belly) <==belly and frown :P

*wonders if sometimes she should keep things to herself .. tooo late for that

EID MUBARAK EVERYONE!!!

BiOniC TeT@H!

Im waiting for a mircale or sign to happen so that i know its laylat al Qadr.. im thinking maybe ill see an old granny lifting weights!! hhe i loved this illustration its so funny.. reminds me of a story my dad told me about my great great great granmother.. apparently she was soooo strong and worked all day (fil 7aqlat ya yumma)..

And well till the age of 90 she was still very strong mashala.. and one day while she was digging and planting a SNAKE BIT HER! the heels of her feet were sooo hard because of the many years she spent working on her feet! so... well.. the snake couldnt bite through lol! haahaha i think the snake died after she smashed her to death!

Not only that... my bionic teta ( allah yirhamaha) in her last years... was said to have kind of lost her mind... wait i said that wrong.. she just started to hallucinate a bit an talk to herself ..normal symptoms of being over 90... so she wanders around the house by herself...

well so one day she wandered to the balcony which was under-contruction and had no railing and well... she walked off the balacony and FELL FROM THE 2nd FLOOR...

And No... that is NOT how she DIED.. lol MASHALA... she died in bed years later! i want to be a bionic TETA someday!

TETA : GRANDMA in arabic sk :P

L@ylat Al Q@Dr

Again i repeat... Ramadan is almost over and i cant grasp that idea.. it just wont sink in.. when i compare it to my past Ramdans.. i feel really depressed*sigh*its not like it was before.. don't feel that much "barakeh" and spirituality.. its said that its signs that Judgement Day is near when u feel time passes by soo quickly...without barakeh... maybe its just me...

im just hoping i dont miss out on laylat Al Qadr... we don't realize how important this night trurely is! Laylat Al Qadr Khayrun min ALF shahr! so any deed you do on this night no matter how simple u think it is.. IT is better than whether its praying,sadaqa or even smiling in the face of ur muslim sister/brother.. oh wait let me clear on that point.. smiling in the face of ur muslim sister.. is considered sadaqa IF UR A GIRL.. if ur a GUY u better be looking away from the SISTAS (ghad al basar)heh

So men be friendly and smile to men and girlies to girlies.. :P

For those who don't know Laylat al-Qadr is a holy night also called the Night of Honor, which is equal to a THOUSAND MONTHS. All nights of Ramadan are holy nights but Laylat al-Qadr is the holiest night of this holy month. It is also the holiest night among all other holy nights throughout the entire year.

On this night, a countless number of angels descend with blessings and mercy until dawn, as they descend when the Qur’an is recited and they surround those sitting in circles in remembrance of Allah (SWT) and they lower their wings in presence of the
sincere seeker of knowledge in honor of Him.

We are not sure when it is exactly but its said to be in the final 10 days of Ramadan... most probably the 23rd 25th or 27th(most say its the 27th)...its an odd number and since every year every country decides to DISAGREE on a RAMADAN DATE! ( can we ever AGREE ON ANYTHING?)

Anyway we are left confused to which is the RIGHT NIGHT?!

so what we do in this situation is stick to the safe side and increase our efforts in ALL the last 10 nights of RAMADAN.. wa inshala we will All be lucky to win the rewards of this NIGHT.

so... why is it soo hard for us to just push oursleves in these last few days of RAmadan that are almost over... so that we can get as much rewards as possible...

Why are we soo caught up in life that when we come to pray or do something for God we feel lazy or sleepy... is it our sins that hold us back? is it too much temptation around us? i guess its both... Allahum 2u3fu 3anna

If a believer is eager to obey Allah (SWT) and increase the good deeds in his record, he should work hard to encounter this night and to pass it in worship and obedience. IF he does inshala all of his previous sins will be forgiven.

It is recommended to perform a long Qiyaam prayer and read Quran during the nights on which Lailatul Qadr could fall. This is indicated in many Hadiths, like: Abu Hurairah Radhiya Allahu `anhu reported that the Messenger of Allah, (SAW), said : "Whoever stands (in prayer) in Lailatul-Qadr out of Eemaan (faith and sincerety) and seeking reward then his previous sins are forgiven". {Bukhari}

the best prayer to say on this night is
Allahumma innaka 'affuwwun tuhibbul 'afwa fa'fu 'annee
O Allaah You are The One Who pardons greatly, and loves to pardon, so pardon me.

May GOD accept our fasting & prayers this month and Allahum Balighna Laylat Al QAdr wa la ta7rimna iyaha min thunoobna :(--- AMeeeeeeen!

Sorry this was too long but believe me its important to remind ourselves always..

Too Much CUTENE$$

Did i ever mention how much i love kids?! well... today i saw the most adorable baby my friends baby hamza!!!! mashala habeebi sooo CUTE! did anyone ever have a heart attack from seeing too much CUTENESS! im telling this baby is soo cute it hurts! i have pics to prove it! i love everything about babies! especially their tiny fingers and toes! And how they hold on to ur finger when they sleep!!! their clueless looks into space! the way their face is soo soft & squishy and ADORABLE!!! *dinos faints

today littel baby hamza 's face suddenly turned from a smile into a frown... and then then slowly got into a shade of red! first i was worried..... then i found out he was pooping! lol hahah even when they POOOOP they are CUTE! hahahahha

Akhhh ya GAlbi!!! MAshala 3alieh little hamza! Allah yi7meeh wa ybarek Feeh.. i need to rest... too much love.... my heart is going to burst with love ! hehe yes i know im emotional... cant help it! :P im a bundle of love!

*dinos is now singing " Heal the world make it a better place " .. heheh why... hmm was that last statement irrelevant ? im sure it was lol... haha ok i had coffee.. i think u noticed....

*bouncing off walls "WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

BEEN TAGGED! :S

I have been asked to state nine things about myself, "weird or otherwise", and then tag six others by leaving a comment on their blogs. Hmm, okay now, let the parties begin! :P

can i mention more than 9? lol ill write more i cant write just 9! hehe
ok

1. If perfume is sprayed next to me or if i spray perfume i sneeze... 3 TIMES wara ba3d

2. When i was a kid when on the beach id enjoy eating SAND. not with a spoon but i remember munching the ones that fly in my mouth with pleasure lol (pic below)

3. When i sleep my sister tells me i do weird poses! one hand on waist the other on my cheek! LOL oh i and also talk and have long conversations in my sleep!

4. When im nervous i sometimes scratch my nose, say the stupidiest things, blink more, lose concentration, and if anything is in my hand if its a paper it automatically torn into a million pieces... if its a can it is crushed.. if its a chocolate bar it is liquified... etc lol u get the point

5. I have Absolutely NO sense of DIRECTION! no matter how many times i drove somewhere if i get to to from a different location i FREAK OUT, brain goes BLANK and end up lost in a DESERT somwhere in OMAN!

6.When im shy.. my face turns into a tomatoe! i smile.. the smile is usually directed to my feet or someones shoes! lol

7. I add ketchup to almost everything !! LOVE ketchup! ( even with ceasar salad) * crowd cringes

8. I can perfect many accent and immitate people ofcourse i have many weird sound effects.. my friends know my "baby" voice... those who have not heard it... the first reaction i get is " NIFSI AFHAM MIN WAYN bItla3 il sowt" <---- where does it come from

9. Im afraid of tight spaces! Yesterday i was in an elevator with no mirror and the walls were made out of carpet walls! i FREAKED OUT! im clausterphobic!

10. After seeing the movie JAWS when i was like 6 if im swimming in a pool or the beach i feel there is a SHARK after me! eeeek

11. Very emotional that i could cry when i watch cartoons! <-- speaking of cartoons some are very disturbing for kids! Do children have to see depressing stories?! i remember once i saw a cartoon of a fly tryin to find his mom in every episode.. and when he DID find her the last episode SHE DIES right infront of him! THAT IS JUST WRONG ! hehe anwway <-- siwar al 3asal is the cartoon.

12. i dont like to eat( pickles, olives "ZAYTOON", sheep intestines,tongues or brains<-- now that i think is weird) *disgusted look
13. Normally people are ticklish under their arms maybe their stomache or feet! mee its... (its the first time i tell the world) its my FOrehead! more like the top of my head! u should see me when i go to a salon and she has to wash my hair.. i end up giggling to myself ! ehe lol

hmm i can go on but i ill spare u more of my weird qualities...
brain to dina : hmm people will think ur a weirdo now
dina: well i think they figured that out from my previous blogs
brain: *nods sadly
dina: im not weird... i'm unique.. special... eccentric ... at least id like to tell myself that :P hehehe

pl now im tagging Abed , Lady DonDon, $im$im, Ola, the one, Weddo, Dar :)

IT$ the WeekenD?!

AAAH its the weekend!? its the 20th OF RAMADAN!!!!!! omg?! its like yesterday i was thinking RAMADAN IS HERE?!
u know when soo many events happen... and they happen SO FAST!!... u sit there in shock with too much info that just CANT SINK IN?! its like.... when someone calls me and says btw i got married i have 2 kids now... and i just cant imagine that girl who is my age... who was in my class... with 2 kids? weird.. lol

*imagines if she had 2 kids

Scene : DINO IN KITCHEN.. kids jumping on couch... breaking things... yelling at each other in the living room... then saying " MAAAAAMAAAAAA ta3aali shooooofi yusuf sho kasar!!"one kid holding on to chandelier other standing on TV!! (one kid will be yusuf i love the name) hehe

*Dinos Screaming in the kitchen " WALAAAAAAAAA INzil WALAAAAAAA" " MA TUDRUB AKHOOK LA AKKASSIR RASAK inta wiyah!!"
now the mama dinos has the ability to use shoes as frisbies!! hehe

ok i got carried away .. anyway... life is always changing... i hate dealing with change... hope its always to the better!

like the cow i drew? it was inspired by "dookie" who u will meet soon on this blog :D

KItChen Dr@mA

its funny how its RAMADAN.. and we are supposed to eat LESS not MORE... yet we spend MORE hours in the kitchen in ramadan ! its like suddenly you crave everything... and what is supposed to be ONE meal turns into one continuos meal from iftar time till FAJR! LOL

And when u have people over its even more stress and DRAMA! its like u have to give them a wider variety of food cause that reflects your hospitality & generosity! ( and hungry ppl are very demanding )

So more hours in the kitchen... more food... more stress... i had to cook yesterday and i have to say.. ITS NOT EASY! especially when a lot is going on at the same time! CAKE in the OVEN! SOUP Boiling! BAMYEH about to burn!! Oil sprinkling EVERYWHERE after throwing the SAmbosa in the oil too fast! EEEEK! it was a MESS! i was A MESS!

u know the worst is the last minutes! u suddenly remember things like OMG " IL LABAN WAYN" <-- is="" or="" strong="" the="" where="" yougart="">" WAYN IL KHUBIZ" <-- br="" bread="" is="" the="" where="">
someone yells frantically " WALAK Roooooooooooooo7 jeeeeeeeb khUBIZ" <-- br="" bread="" get="" go="" now="" some="">
* brother sprints to nearest supermarket

its like u were stuck on an island for 10 years and u suddenly sit on a table full of food! LOL
Dino$ :RELAX PEOPLE its just FOOD!!

*moment of silence... expressing how offended they were... shock/horror/disappointment written all over their faces.. group GLARES at me with threatening looks that said
" HOW DARE U" lol

* sharp objects and shoes fly at dina from all around the room! :P

so after a hectic chaotic day in the kitchen. the food was good.. there were 2 survivors lol
:P just kiddin.. * pats herself on the back.... CHef DIno$ in Da House... but i do not want to go through those last stressful moments b4 ADAN ! i felt like i was in an exam and the bell was abt to RING and i didnt finish writing!!

ALLLLLAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR...... = ATTTTTTTTTACK!

that went well... what a happy family.... (skipping in garden) singing " lalalallalalala"

not only that but then there is the AFTER- Cooking EFFECT THE DISHES!!

The nutella cake was successful too :D yeay! MAMa was proud of me * blushing*

side life or death note : never piss off a hungry person ... especially if he/she is fasting

Meet Gu3lus!!

this is gu3lus!! he might seem like a normal stuffed toy... dont be deceived.. he is actually a CD HOLDER.... he is habeebi! :) listens to me when i need someone to talk to! he also gives the best hugs!! have him here infornt of me at my work desk! hehe u know its not only gu3lus who is not what he seems to be!! In life we will keep meeting people like him... they seem to be something and are something else... not only that... but some ppl at first seem so gorgeous and beautful and when u get to know them... slowly thier cute image is blurred out and u can only see them as UGLY!! And some ppl are actually not that fortunate when it comes to looks and when u get to know them and how kind they really are... they are the most beautiful people on earth.

u know the only negative part of being in a office full of girls? welll its GOSSIP! :S i try not to be part of it but u get sucked in sometimes... istaghfarallah... even if u dont say anything sitting there listening is just not right :S argh...

soon ill show u "poolie" and "dookie" my other friends at work lol

MY FIR$Y D@Y @ Work!

Soo... my work starts at 8 AM in ramadan which means i have to leave the house at around 6 to avoid traffic!! anyway i decided to SLEEP EARLY and as usual.. WHEN U PLAN ON SLEEPING EARLY the OPPOSITE HAPPENS! i stayed up in bed staring into space till around 3:oo AM.... had to wake up to have some coffee for suhoor or ill FAINT!! so welll had the cofffee prayed and left to work!! its weird when u leave the house BEFORE THE SUN is UP! its weird.. its like staying out late... but not really...
*blank look on face

anyhow... i forgot to mention that in the past 3 days i HAD 2 ACCIDENTS.. BOTH my fault
* APPLAUSE*

the car head lights fell off .. so did the front part... but hamduilah nothin happened to moi other than hearing some long lectures from my BABA... *biting fingernails * dinos starts writing her will

Sooooooo my first day at work was AMAZING! i love it i love it i love it.. hamdulilah :D its just the waking up early part that annoys me... dont mind leaving early! hehe my normal non ramadan work time is 7:00 AM so i have to leave the house even earlier.... EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

you know.. i had to go through a couple of crappy job experiences that included sleezy people, psycho bosses, extra hours,stress, etc...till i finally got to this one... and it just FELT RIGHT!!

but then again its just my first day.. but thre is no perfect job.. is there? *wonders

* twilight zone music plays in her head lol inshala khier

And i know i would not have appreciated it this way unless if i had bad experiences... sub7annALLAH... i think this same theory applies to meeting "THE ONE"! i know when i meet him it will just feel RIGHT!

I GOTTA SLEEP! ooopss i mean... i dont want to sleep.. ( reverse psychology)... does that work on yourself? lol ARGH... the cycle is happening again... HELP!

GUe$$ Who Got A JoB?!

yes yes yes... its MOI!

*CROWD ROARS*

*dino$ takes a bow*

i think its abt time now to start workign again... al hamduliALLAH its amazing how we keep planning things in life and then God has something else planned for us.... i got a call from an old friend from uni who said they need a graphic designer and she suggested me * shy* sub7anallah i went and everything was great the environment is amazing... its closer to home.. less working hours.. i feel truely blessed!! not only that but i found out that another good friend of mine works in the company! sub7annALLAH!

Hamduililah i think its because of Ramadan prayers!! so i start in 3 days officially! Wish me Luck!

R@mAD@n MuB@raK!

RAMADAN is HERE!! sub7annAllah.. how fast days go by! i love Ramadan!! i love how ur phone doesnt stop ringing with calls and msgs from ppl who sometimes rememeber u ONCE every year! lol i wont complain cause i do the same..

i love how the masajid are full!! i love how people suddenly are nicer and invite each other over and suddenly become sweeter! And ofcourse i love the yummy food!!! There is an indescribable feeling of spirtuality in the air.. something not tangible or seen... its felt... especially around fajr... or at tarawee7 prayers...

I LOVE RAMADAN! SO GLAD IT IS HERE! just wish we all would realize how truely precious these days are rather than spending them watching tv shows and thinking mainly abt food and late night gatherings...

Who knows this could be your LAST Ramadan.... lets all make the best of this HOLY MONTH...

RAmadAn Mobarak... i was told that if u have any prayers you want answered... pray them every night in ramadan when you break your fast and inshala b4 next RAmadan they will be ANSWERED :)

i wrote a list already ... u do the same! MAy GOd bless you all and answer all your prayers...

M@turity?

ive been told that im older than my age.. that mabe my experiences in life have made me more mature than most people my age.. dont know if that is a good thing... ive also been told that i could be too nice and trusting that gives out the impression that im "childish" or " immature" lol hmmm make up ur mind people?! well i know what i am.. i am mature enough to sit there with a 40/50/ 60 year with no problem having a deep meaningful conversation ... childish enough to spend hours playing with kids and makign all sorts of goofy noises ...

what does maturity mean? it only means that u are now acting MORE aware of how crappy life is!! After that realization of the abundance of deception,cruelty,backstabbing,selfishness, immorality,destruction
,fakeness,poverty,jealousy,greed.. etc.. its hard to be gullible,trusting,positive,and all those braidy bunch & legally blonde feelings!

YOu realize how stupid you were thinking life was simple... a nice bed time story no longer makes the "monsters" go away... a chocolate bar doesnt heal or fix what the years have broken...a good friend could also end up being a GREAT enemy... Happiness is no longer based on watching cartoons like " 3adnan o lina" "peter pan" " snow white" "grandizer" etc... didn we get bored as kids watching the same episodes over an over again?!

is it part of growing up that we get sick of things easily?! Why are we so hard to please now?! Why is it the older we get the more we feel the old days were much better!? I worry abt my future and how the next generation will be!!

i always said i would never change no matter what experiences i go through but even ROCKS are worn out by the continuous water flow.. i have changed... not in a bad way though.. im more aware of things now...

yet i know I ROCK!! ... but :P still i think we all change in the cycle of life... i hope i did to the better.. i just hope i never forget how to have fun and appreciate the simple things in life...
cause that would simply be DEPRESSING! *sigh*

p.s. the cow in the pic was my key chain... sadly i lost it.. nothing but this pic to remind me of my cute cow...

also attached is a jey chain that says " i smile because i have no idea what is going on" <-- sooo meeeeee :P

* eyes tearing.. hugs knees... rocks herself in dark corner lol

Going B@ck

After 3 whole months of jordan adventure$... its time to go back to uae... have u ever felt schizophrenic? like you don't know what you want? like you want to be in two places in the same time?! Do two total opposite things ? its like " to work or not to work" jordan/uae" all sorts of life changing decisions i always have to make.. and i just feel indifferent to everything... that id be okay no matter what happens.. i do have goals but i also adapt to changes quickly.. :S

Anyway... i have a confession to make... one of my phobias are planes... ok i dont have any tantrums and never run around a plane screaming scenes from "final destination" like " WE ARE ALLL GONNA DIE!!!" but seriously i hate the idea of being up so high.. life depending on pressure and an engine...

i also recently saw the movie " SNAKES ON A PLANE".. not a good movie to watch when u want to travel !!!!

i remember once we were on a plane to jordan and there was major turbulence... the pilot said " ma tkhafo hay matabat hawa2iyeh"... till that day i never knew there were MATABAT in the sky! lol translation for this is kind of weird.. apparently there are road bumps in the sky :P

its not only the fear of flights.. its the fear of ending up next to a freak of nature or someone sleezy etc.....

once i was next to a man who decides to start drinking wine... in islam we are not supposed to even sit in a room where somene is drinking... so it felt weird... now i was thinking to myself... should i JUMP OFF THE PLANE?

anyway gotta finsih packing.. gonna miss jordan... mostly my family here :(--- ill blog from uae inshala later with flight adventures..

Love i$ Blind vs. Blind to Love

ok warning im sensing a cheesy post coming up so if u cant take my cheesiness i suggest u move on to another blog :P we all have heard the saying that "love is blind"..i will not argue with that at all for i have seen my share of people blinded by love... IVE SEEN :

*the hottest girls falling for shrek lookalikes ( viseversa) they see them gorgeous ofcourse..

( no i dont believe love that is based merely on looks im just stating facts ) shrek was a good movie too :) it just shows when u love a person no matter how ugly he might be u will see beyond his smelly fart breath, broken teeth,big hairy belly and green skin :D

*decent girls falling for players...

*religious guys falling for lets just say not so decent girls... in both cases those good ppl see thier partners as angels :s

*a very well educated guy fallin for a girl with the IQ of a GOLDFISH....

its sad but true.. love IS blind...

A mother loves her children soo much that no matter what they do they are seen as the best kids in the world... they are flawless in their eyes.. i recall in a wedding an anti came up to me and was tryin to hook me up with her son.. she points at him and says to me.. IBNI SUPERMAN! lol i doubt her son is superman but she surely did seem SURE of it :P

anyway.... no to my cheesy theory hehe.. ok so i guess we all agree that love is blind wa God help those who fall in love ! but recently ive realized that we can also be Blind to LOVE ..

*violion and piano romantic background music is now playing in the background

Love is not just like the movies... someone singing to u at your window...

writing you poetry.. holding hands...walks on the beach...

showering u with gifts and roses

drawing your portrait.. giving you flowers..

laughing at each others jokes even when they are silly...

giving you thier jacket when u are cold...

saying u look beautiful even when u feel u look like uve been hit by a bus/tornando/tsunami... cooking a candle-lit dinner for u... watchin the sunset..

ok im gettin carried away lol so m sure by now... u GOT the picture

That hardly lasts even in the best love stories.. and ITS NATURAL.. ITS LIFE...

Love is when you stay up all night worried abt your husband praying that he will be okay..

its crying to see him in pain..

its running down the stair hysterically when you find out he is out of the operation room...

its turning the garage light on so that ur wife can park the car at night...

its going around the supermarket looking for the "jibneh" or " labaneh" she likes!

its throwing a flying " shib shib"(slipper) at ur son for disrespecting her lol

side note * if u are ever hit by a flying shoe/shib shib/object....

u MUST feel the LOVE !! lol

i have to admit ppl express love in the weirdest ways... and its not always poetry... we have to learn how to see beyond the

" yi2ta3 il yom il itjawaztak feeeh" talk lol <- " i curse the day i married u"

i learnt that people who act like they cant stand each other or at least claim they cant stand to be around each other are actually inseperable and in love in a different more realistic and discrete type of way...

They cant live with or without each other :) that is true love :P hehe

conclusion... will i marry the next guy who gets me my favorite "labaneh"? hmmm maybe not.. but if its chocolate ill consider :P hehehehe

confession:i still am a sappy romantic :P yet the picture of love in my mind has changed a bit

p.s. my dad is much much better.. back on his feet and yelling at the top of his lungs at me again :) never thought i would be soo happy to hear him yell at me :P not sure ill be this happy a week from now lol thanks for the emotional support

*GROUP HUG*

i have learnt soo many valuable lessons this summer... will share in the next post :) ta ta